| "I belive....." |
| I belive guns don't kill people husbands that come home early do. |
| I belive I set off metal detectors in air ports b/c I have buns of still...........(sum 1 else) I belive your rusty. |
| I belive people that have been married for a long time don't ask each other what they are thinking b/c they are afriad they are going to say "how I can kill you and get away with it." |
| I belive the color of the state flag of Alabama should be primer. |
| I belive there should be an applacation prosses for anyone who wants to wear a thong. |
| I belive if you show me a 3 yr old running around in his underwear drinking coke a cola out of baby bottle I can show you a future Nascar fan. |
| I belive the Rolling Stones gatherd a little moss. |
| I belive if you get low enough S.A.T. scores you should be able to park in the handy cap spots...(sum1 else) I parked in the lobby. |
| I belive if I got a dollor everytime my dad told me he loved me i'd have.....well money doesn't matter now. |
| I belive you can't study for a rectule exam...(sum1 elses) specilly if your crammin. |
| I believe I just pooped my pants! |
| I believe all teletubbies is queer, not just the purple one! |
| I believe my speling sucks! |
| I believe Jesse Jackson, janet reno, Ted Turner and New Hollywood Squares are all spawned from the devil himself!(notice janet reno doesn't even deserve capitol letters?) |
| Larry: I was going to get married once. but i changed my mind at the last sec. Jeff: why? Larry: she didnt want to take my name. Jeff: alot of girls dont take their husbands name ne more. Larry: i know i just thout it would of been cool both of us named Larry. |