| "Spore" | |||||||||
| Remington Quiet-Riter, circa 1950s | |||||||||
| When I heard that one of my father's coworkers was going to throw out an old typewriter, I spoke up vehemently to save it. Thus I became the..ahem...the proud owner of Spore. Spore is so named because upon openng up his dingy orange case, I observed spores of mold growing all ove the typewriter and keyboard. They were powdery and white and smelled horribly. As a last resort for Spore's survival, I finally sprayed him down in the yard with the hose on full blast and armed myself with 409 cleaner. It was at this point I started to create more of Spore's history in my mind. Spore's case was covered in the physical brown grime of years of ciggarette smoke. I could just imagine some fervent writer over Spore's keyboard in the 1950s and 60s, chainsmoking as he clicked and clacked away on the Remington. The owner seemed rather posessive of his typewriter, for I found stamps of the owner's initials -- HKA -- tattooed about 10 times all over Spore's body. Perhaps in a drunken fit of enraged writer's block?? I found the owner's name on a tag inside as well, Herschel K. Allen. Herschel, whomever he may be, remains a vivid character in my imaginings about Spore's history. Tragically, Spore is no longer with us. After being cleaned and fixed and wrote upon a little, he slipped back into his old ways, and I found he had not only regrown the smelly, spore-y mold all over himself, but spread it to Stan's case, much to my dismay. Stan's case had to be thrown away, and Spore was put to rest for good. Here is his tribute. |
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