| FUN WITH WORDS if you dont get what they mean...skip it and move on to the next one...if you do get it...laugh |
| A bicycle can't stand alone because its too tired Time flies like an arrow...fruit flies like a banana A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion With her marriage she got a new name and a dress Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A Flat minor When a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart The man who fell in the upholstery machine is fully recovered Every calendar's days are numbered He had a photographic memory that was never developed A plateau is a high form of flattery The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large Those who get too big for their britches are exposed in the end When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses Accupuncture is a jab well done Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat want more word crud??? go to the 'weird words page' NEW STUFF ADDED!!!!! |