| Really Stupid Quotes... duh.......uh......duh |
| "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gualle, former French president "Football players win football games."-Chuck Knox, football coach "My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." -Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina basketball player (explaining why he was nervous at a basketball game) "Lack of brains hinders research" -Columbus Dispatch Newspaper headline "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man," -Samuel Goldwyn "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes!" -Senior at a university "MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY NIGHT AT 9 pm" -Sign on bowling alley door "This is the GATE OF HEAVEN. Enter all ye by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side door.)" -Sign on Catholic church in New Hampshire "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on door-the bell doesnt work)" -sign on door of repair shop "Elephants, please stay in your car" -Sign in safari park "Most hotels are already booked solid by people, including 5000 humans" -Bangkok newspaper article "Those who survived the San Fransisco earthquake said 'Thank God I'm alive.' But the people who died, their lives will never be the same." -Barbara Boxer, senator "Two grand slams in a week, man, that's seven or eight ribbies there" -Bill Madlock, baseball broadcaster "You guys line up alphabetically by height" -Bill Peterson, Florida state football coach "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." -Bill Peterson, Florida state football coach "I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada" -Britney Spears "Smoking kills. If you are killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey "I say no to drugs, but they don't listen" -Marilyn Manson, singer "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." -Mickey Rivers, baseball player "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it." -Mike Smith, baseball pitcher (ordering a salad) "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - 1994 Miss Alabama "I have opinions, strong opinions, of my own-some of which I don't agree with." -George Bush, Sr. "If it weren't for electricity, we would all be watching television by candlelight," -George Gobel "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." -UK newscaster "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mom and dad." -Greg Norman, golfer for more weird people check out these pages::: Dumb Crooks Cruel Names |