MY SCHOOL
Well, this is it. My school. These small hallways are overpopulated with 800 students. Some favorite things to do on campus include: smoking in the bathrooms, making drugdeals in the bathrooms, fighting everywhere, drooling over the gorgeous Spanish teacher, and of course the most favorite TALKING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE! We also have a crappy newspaper, that is getting more and more distasteful. Not to mention getting on my nerves for printing a not so nice comment about me. I messed up, I know it, and I got ISS (in school suspension) for it. Below I've shown you my little room where I was confined, alone for four days.
Just for the record, I wasn't chasing cows in a green van. Yes, I drove a green van to school that day. And didn't even make it through first period, but I'd remember that I'm sure. Thank you all though, for the lovely rumors. I just love having people talk about me. You know us first timers...we're evil. *rolls eyes* Anyways. We have some interesting teachers here. We have one Spanish/French teacher who is rumored to be a lesbian, and the other Spanish teacher (and wrestling coach) who is the lust object of many female students. *drool* Also, Mr. Anderson, my homeroom teacher. He is awesome. He's always saying things like "man, you need to bust a chill", or "what the dillio?", and we always have the most interesting conversations with him. And of course, Al, the choir teacher. I have some quotes from him on my quote page. Enough said in those quotes. And Mr. Krekel, our health teacher. He is soooo funny. I don't even know how to describe him, you'd have to see it to believe it. Okay, enough about the teachers... Our school is really crappy. We have asbestos in our ceilings. We have to put buckets in the halls when it rains to collect the water. Also there is graffiti everywhere. I could do without "so and so is a (fill in the blank)" or "I love (fill in the blank)" all over the bathrooms. We have a cop in the school, and we are getting drug dogs sometime. And we have a good population of typical HS males. Yippee... lucky us. Some of them are great though, but only a few. Men at our school are like the parking spaces there. The good ones are already taken and the rest are too far away (gravel parking lot) or handicapped. Parking at our school is also a major problem. We have people who park in all sorts of newly invented spaces. It's absolutely crazy. And if you park ilegally you'll have to move your car most of the time. Which really sucks, cause we need more parking. We have had so many "incidents" in the parking lot due to parking. Not to mention what happens when you leave your car in the parking lot. You may come out to see "WHORE" scrawled on your window in soap. Or your car covered in fish and flour, or toilet paper, or seran wrap, or maybe even your tires slashed. Oh, and we have some really sick wrestlers. They have come up with some new and inappropriate uses for magic markers. Enough said! Our mascot is a bloodhound named "Plasma", I have NO idea how it got such a stupid name. Our school song doesn't make any sense either... "Chee chaw ha ha ha" We actually have a really good choir program though, our teacher is stinkin awesome, and he's actually made something of most of his students, even the ones that walk out of class to go smoke up then come back and the ones who don't ever do anything because they think they are so good anyway. On the sports side...I don't really know too much about those. As if I actually go to a sporting even to watch the game. He he. Our soccer team last year was really good, I haven't really kept up on them this year, or our other teams at that. Now that I quit cheerleading things are alot different. If I think of anything to add later I will. But there you have it, the heckhole I'll be stuck in for 2 more years. GO HOUNDS.
