Not So Famous Quotes
WARNING: Many of these quotes are inside jokes and do not mean as they sound. Don't let your head get carried away.
"I'm so high!" -Jade Gobble
"F_____ s____" -Leigh Montague
"Don't eat yellow snow." -Terry Davis
"You can't compromise with syrup." -CIY speaker
"Don't drive all day." -Lyssa Ben
"Check it." -Dave Gonzales
"Breasts are like sausages, as long as they look good on the outside who cares what they're made of." -Jerry Springer (commenting on implants)
"Maybe she's just stupid." -Coni Graber
"Have a ten monkey day." -Justin Twaddle
"That's funny." -Sarah Smeltser
"We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world"
-Helen Keller
"Giddy-up" -Dave Gonzales
"Don't worry, no one saw that" -Rachel Moses
"What's his fluff?" -Rachel Courtney
"La vaca es verde a veces." -Cesar and Rudolfo
"Holy poop on a stick!" -Rachel Graber
"Abra-cadabra!" -Jamie Keller
"Never criticize anyone till you've walked a mile in their shoes, then when you talk about them you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes." -"Mr. Bare"
"SIMMUH DAHN NAH!" -Sarah Graber
"He's just stho sthuper." -Bryan Humphrey (impersonating a "flag")
"...blah, blah, blah..." -Chenien Albee
"You almost made me remember." -Krisben Snozco
"Take him outside and run him over with my woody." -Allen Chapman, choral director
"Put the bong back on the shelf now." -Allen Chapman again
"Sopranos shouldn't sound like 200 pound canaries" -Al yet again
"Men...sometime soon, IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME, do some wrist strengthening exercises." -Al
"You all have no dancing creativity! Pretend you're at one of those raves. You're all doped up and drinking everclear...you're having fun!" -Al
"I know how you highschoolers are, you don't have time for anything but tokin'." -Al
"It must be the crack." -Anne Chapman
"Hi, I'm an ice-cicle." Benny and Sarah
"He'd pork anything with a heartbeat." -Showchoir camp counsellor
"You'll have that." -Lindsay Nelson
"If our love was an engine." -Todd Morrow (it's actually a song he wrote)
"Hello, I'm too perfect to be egotistical" -Neiner
"Go to the oven, ya goof!" -Kara Morrow
"Bleh! This tastes like dog food." -Todd Morrow (after eating a beggin' strip)
"They were smoking pot...that's what you call it isn't it?!" -my sweet Grandma Betty
"That's fungry!" -Sambo Chica
"What do I look like? A friggen Jiffy Lube?" -Inside joke, don't ask
"I can take pictures with my camera" -Cristina Decker
"GO MONEY!" -Kara Morrow (game of Royal Rummy)
"People who eat their boogers...that's gross." -Rachel Graber
"I just picked up a whole sock with my sweeper, do you think it's still okay to run it?"
-Mama LouLou
"The jade monkeys strike and midnight and the marshmellows at noon."
-Donna Newkirk
"My name is Leonard, Leonard Cromwell" -me at 2 am pretending to be a stuffed frog
"I put the buck in nekkid" -me 30 minutes prior to the previous quote
"Yeah, I like a little bass. Just not so much it makes me jiggle, now turn it down."
-my darling mother
"Hello Betty, I'm back." -Skipper (that's for you Sambo...you're the best!)
"And then, this devil worshipper ran into Pixie Stick..." -Anne Stoller
"Stop the garbage!" -Neiner
"I'm not that stupid." -Anne's best friend
"See...Jane...run...she...runs...fast..." -Sarah J. speaking so Drew could understand her
"Neither does I." -Me, on pregnancy
"I get hot from heat." -Me, on tanning
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