PICK UP LINES
We all love these, well I know my friends and I do anyway. So this is a page dedicated to all those really dumb pick up lines you should never use. But if you do, e-mail me the results I'd love to hear.
"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...PLEASE!?!?!?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd but U and I together."
"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"Is your father a theif? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see."
"My that dress looks nice. Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room."
"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Excuse me, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
"Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?"
(check the person's shirt tag) "Just as I thought...made in heaven."
"Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes 2 gods to make a goddess."
"Nice you meet you. I am (your name) and you are...gorgeous!"
"Your name is Sandra? Can I call you Sandy? Really! What time?"
"Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot."
"Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?"
"Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?"
"Hey would you like to go pick out a Christmas Tree with me?"
"Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"
"I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?"
"Hi! The voices in my head told me to come talk to you."
"That's a nice shirt. Could I talk you out of it?"
"Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers."
"Pardon me? Are you in heat?!"
"Are you okay? Cause heaven is a long fall from here."
"You know...the more I drink the prettier you get."
"Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams."
"Was it love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven."
"Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off."
"Hi, my name is (your name). So how do you like me so far?"
"Bond. James Bond."
"You know I'd really love to screw your brains out but it looks like someone already beat me to it."
(hey guys, what "singer" does this remind you of???)
"You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book, so what's one more?"
"Are you ready to go home?"
"Think you can dance in those shoes?"
"Okay. You can stand next to me...as long as you don't talk about the heat."
"Why don't you suprise your room-mate and not go home tonight?"
"What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?"
"I can sense you're a terrific lover and it intimidates me a bit."
"If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you."
"My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love."
"So where do you want to do it?"
"Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?"
"You know I really am James Bond's body double."
"Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out."
"Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart."
"Hey baby, you smell. Let's take a shower together."
"Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Can I flirt with you?"
"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
"I miss my teddy bear...would you sleep with me?"
"So...how am I doin?"
"I've had a really bad day and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you mind smiling for me?"
"Hey didn't we go to different schools together?"
"I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatorade."
"Hey, weren't you Miss Iowa last year?"
"I know milk does a body good, but how much have YOU been drinking?!"
"Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you're dope."
"If I follow you home will you keep me?"
"Have you always been this cute? Or did you have to work at it?"
"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"Want to see my stamp collection?"
"Do you want to have my children?"...if answer is no, "Then can we just practice?"
"Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your butt is out of this world."
"Baby, I'm an American Express lover, you shouldn't go home without me."
"Hi. My name is "milk" and I'll do your body good."
"Excuse me ma'am. Is this dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
"Pardon me, what pick up lines work best with you?"
"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now."
"I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away."
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cause everytime I see you you turn me on."
"Are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right now?"
"Baby, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet."
"Baby, you're so sweet you put Hershey's out of business."
"Excuse me, do fries come with that shake?"
"I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."
"Was your father an alien? Cause there's nothing else like you on earth."
"Hello, I'm a theif. I'm here to steal your heart."
"If God made anything prettier than you I hope he kept it for himself."
"Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you."
"Girl, you must be a tater tot, cause you're Orida."
"I saw your picture in the dictionary today...it was under KABAAM!"
"Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day."