| What is Jackoholism? |
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| The Cause |
| Colonel/General Jack O'Neill |
| Jackoholism - the compelling need to watch Colonel/General Jack O�Neill of Stargate SG-1 Jackoholism may also be referred to as an Addiction to Jack O�Neill or a Jack O�Neill Addiction. Physically, those afflicted usually experience excessive drooling and/or heart palpitations. It mainly affects emotion state. Results in an uncontrollable obsession to fawn over The Cause. Often takes away focus from essential tasks, such as a job, school, and even eating. There is no known cure, nor is it desired. Common afflictions associated with Jackoholism when a sufferer is deprived: Jack withdrawal: After a long period without seeing him, you are suddenly hit by a moment of panic, realizing that you have forgotten about him, even for a second. From that point on, he is the only thing you can think about for long periods of time. Jack withdrawal can be lessened by looking at a picture of him or perhaps a short snippet of an episode of Stargate SG-1. Try to resist watching an entire episode or more of Stargate SG-1. It could actually worsen your condition. Lack of Jack Attack (or LJA): It has been a really long time since you have had exposure to Jack, and you cannot shake a bad case of Jack withdrawal, no matter how hard you try. The only definite way to alleviate your LJA is to pull out your recordings or, if applicable, your DVD�s and watch as much of him as you desire. |