| Will's Manifesto * I pledge to stay true to myself and my beliefs at all times. * I pledge not to become a music industry diva and not to request lychees on tap 24/7. * I pledge to stay well clear of typical celebrity hangouts. * I pledge not to throw celebrity strops at stalker journalists and the paparazzi (I reserve the right to break this pledge). * I pledge not to wear my trousers at an unacceptable waist height. * I pledge to respect and entertain my fans at all times. |
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