"I heard that you were down on luck, but I'm the nurse who likes to--[slam]--" "What? I don't get it!!" --Charlie

"PLEASE stop feeling my leg, Charlie!" --Mike Thurber

"NORBERT!!!" --Sarah

"GA...Elle!!" --Charlie (in composition class)

"Shut the damn up!" --Charlie

"Women in Europe used to take off their breasts in protests, I mean--" --Charlie

"Your hand is very close to my...kidney" --Greg

"Yeah, we got it, but it wasn't funny" --Greg (during rehearsal)

"The girl who s***s next to you, no, I mean.." --Charlie

"Yes, I want to do the conductor" --Laura Barlow

"Wait...you were talking about sex with your minister?" --Charlie

"You spawn of satan!!!" --Sarah (to gummi bear)

"Never been licked" --Greg

"Party Posse!" --Abby and Sarah

"WhaAT?" --Jon

"YEEEeeess" --Abby and Sarah

"Lord of the Pants" --Abby and Sarah

"Lord of the Pansies" --Abby

"Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!" --Abby and Sarah

"Diez segundos count...Ah ha ha!" --Abby and Sarah

"'A peanut butter sandwich covered in jam, one for me and one for David Amram' Hey, we KNOW David Amram!"

"Bench Wench and Bench Wenchette" --Sarah

"Pervy Hobbit Fancier" --Abby and Sarah

"Tennessee walking horses pulling a hearse" --Brian Groner

"Showers are for quitters" --Chris

"I'm wearing two pants" --Yao Smash

"Ow, my soul" --Yao Smash

"I sprained my soul" --Yao Smash

"Brain Groaner and the Foxy Valley Orchestra" --Circle Fanfare, with help from our imaginations

"I'm 15...but last year I was 14" --Sarah

"What's an elope?" --Charlie

"Charlie's a pansy!" --Jon

"Your ears and nose are floppy!" --Charlie to Sarah

"I open can of whoopass!" --Sarah

"Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha..." --The laugh circle

"The weather looks forboding...FOR BOATING!" --Sarah on a kayak

"No, we were talking about bacon..." --Sarah

"I feel naked without my daisy" --Sarah

"Unlike [annonymous], it's straight" --Abby, talking about a straight line

"Lovely dahling in a pokebonnet" --Abby and Sarah

"I just got spurned" --Nathan

"I don't smell what you're cookin'" --Jon

"What the Buck?" --Jin

"People are mean. e should beat them with spoons!" --Jin

"What the beer?" --Sarah

"Hide the bong!" --Alex

"Bong juice" --Alex in british accent

"Proto Baggins" --Abby and Sarah

"I don't understand why boys keep pencils in their pockets. Doesn't it hit their..." --Betty Lewis

"I want to touch your manboobs" --Alex, said like a cat

"Sarah, you have to ride on Charlie" --Mr. Mantell

"Humping around the Christmas tree" --Sarah

"It was the best experience of my life I thought I was going to die" Jon

"It's all fun and games until someone can no longer be classified as male or female" --Tyler

"Who needs to dream about beautiful women when there are two in the room?" --Nathan (talking about Sarah and Lauren)

"Did you just say potato?" --Abby

Your brother looked like a maiden" --Charlie

"Mr. Dolphin says it's okay to be crazy" --Mr. Groner