Heeeeelllo ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Here I am, the one, the only, ATHENA!!!! Ahem. So anyway, this is my chance to give you all a laugh, as I make my best attempt at being an entertainer. Hehe. *silence is deafening* So, um, well, you see, what I'm really here to talk to you about is...
*Sarah butts in with her flamboyant behind* Well, it looks like we're short on time, and just a heads up, Athena and all that she stands for has been sacked. *Athena rages onto the stage and chucks frootloops at Sarah, sobbing all the while* GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH (Insert static noise HERE) :)