A little story for you when you are down Written by Sarah Goldfeather and Sarah Rinehart.This is an interview. No, I am not Connie Chung, nor am I Tom Brokaw, but if you put these names together, I would be Con Chokaw. Anyway, this is an interview of a child named Sarah Rinehart, who is also diligently typing this dictation. first question, wait I mean First Question: (stupid lousy picky Sarah G.) Vhat eez your name? Answer: My name eez Sarah R. Q: Really, my name is Prisca Toadfoot of Frogmorton in Hobbitish, but most people call me Sarah. Anyvay, vhat is your quest? A: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....to find chocolate....but that is beside the point. Next question? Q: Vhat is the air velocity of a common swallow? A: African or European? Q: I don...wait, you almost caught me that time, but it will never happen again....hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.Anyvay, are you excited for school to start? A: I am excited because then people can not ask me if I am excited about school or not!!!!!!!!! Die!!!!!! (at this point there is a "rumble" outside, during which you can often here Sarah G. mumble for mercy, and Sarah R. laugh joyously, although she has a few boot marks from viscious spikes on Sarah G.'s viscious feet. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah sorry for this technical inconvenience, static static static static, just a heads up, Sarah Squared has made up, although no one will ever be able to make a canoe out of either of them, hey that is a good joke. Here it is: three travelers, a Norwegian, American and Mexican all are stranded on a desert island with viscious cannibals who want to make a canoe out of the traveler's hides. Each traveler gets to choose how they want to die. First, the Mexican asks for a rope and hangs himself. Then, the American asks for a gun and shoots himself in the head. Finally, the Norwegian asks for a fork. The Cannibals are surprised, but give him the fork anyway. As he stabs himself to death with the fork, he yells "You won't make a canoe out of me!!!!!!" hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaahahahaha good joke.) Goodbye!!!