1. Piddle just go to www.piddle.com (really don't, it's scarring...) It's our most common one, anywho
2. We're not bimbos! well well well...the truth is told, my friends! j/k, there is an origin to this, but it is far too confusing for your little insignificant minds to digest....you bimbos, you! :)
3. That man's skinny! Obviously, this involves a skinny man...but there is more to it. Like 300lbs of consumed sugar, and two little girls who had to sit for an hour to see an orchestra performance...yes, you see, don't you?
4. Raging Bull This one is a little far out. You DEFINITELY had to be there...but we're glad you weren't, just for embarrassment's sake. We were outside in the rain with a beach ball, and, well, you can do the rest!!
5. It's my CHILDHOOD, ATHENA!! (woof woof!) Oh, nevermind. This involves a long walk in the woods and a barn that reminded me of my old day camp. Then when a dog barked, I realized it wasn't. Classic, eh?
6. Whatever, pass the beans Let's just say I was being random one day and leave it at that. I was trying to imitate Athena and my reaction to something. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!??? j/k!
7. Emale Think: Email. With a twist. Rawther funny, if you ask me...cough
8. Good questions... Our science teacher, after I asked a couple of questions about our test, aided us in this. When I sat down again, I heard him mumble to himself: "Good questions..." (which is WEIRD, for those of you who don't know)
9. Flip Flops There was a weird man on an elevator that my mom and I were on. When my mom mentioned "Thongs" which is her version of "flip flops", the man immediately said, "Flipflops!" to correct her! Random big nosed moof! :)
10. Whoopdee dee, have a bowl of me! if any of you have cable, you'll know what we're talking about (Or maybe you won't. You're loss! j/k!)
11. Booooooooooob!!! no, it isn't Bob...hehehe it has to do with instant messenger (and you don't have mine, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!)
12. I'm a mermaid! This is an example of (finally!) Athena being random. Someone pushed her without warning, and that is the phrase that she suddenly cried out. It sounds like something I would do, I know! But that's how it is folks...that's how it is.
Well, that about sums up the list of "Inside Jokes"...for now (Insert a combination of Psycho, Jaws, Twilight Zone, and Star Wars Episode I themes HERE) (I actually have compiled such a song...don't get mad if you work for a patent agency...please!!) Well, I hope you understood them! Actually, I don't, because Athena and I would be publicly humiliated. Or maybe we already are...j/k, heehee!!