"Yo momma's wack, yo granny's wack, they put handy wipes in my fanny pack"

"Feed my fish"

"You fit me like a boxing glove"

"Fans are my friends..."

"You need me and I accept it, I beleive in love; I'm no skeptic"

"Hey yo fans, hey yo homies"

"I'll arrest you and put you in jail, where you can't make raps or get ladies' fanmail"

"Go to bedroom, I give you rub; Go to bathroom, get in tub"

"I have two sides, one happy, one angry"

"Sit on my anger sword"