TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL STOWELL DIDN'T PREPARE FOR CHAPEL

10. Reliving airplane drinking experiences
9. Literary analysis of Nursery Rhymes
8. Talking about earlier in the day CPO/Food Express/Elevator experiences
7. Mentioning his hardware store addictions
6. Another traffic story
5. Kissing up to Moody janitors
4. Asking if we know where the hookers hang out
3. His confessions about pornography
2. Samaritan woman again?
1. 4 Words: "BIG ASS    PHAULT TRUCKS"