(It's true, I tell you)

Letter to the Editor: While eating in the cafeteria, I looked around and saw a conspiracy so blatantly obvious, it goes unnoticed.

Our freshman year they teach us that eating/exercising habits made during college last a lifetime. The cafeteria serves us food high in cholesterol and unsaturated fats. The pink water is nearly inaccessible, and fresh vegetables and fruit are a rare delicacy.

It is common knowledge that deceased donors provide the main source of income for our "tuition-free" school.

If the life long habits formed here include eating foods which increase our chances of heart disease, then isn't it obvious that Moody is trying to kill us off faster in order to get our money sooner? Serving fatty, fried and processed foods daily decrease our life-span, increasing the chance of the school obtaining our money sooner.

I think the conclusion is clear: We must make the need for fresh and healthy foods obvious in order to avoid an early death to give the school our money.

Sarah E Moore