How to be a
President of the
In
an attempt to better the candidates who will wish to run for presidential
election we have put together ten easy steps.
Step
1:
Make
it look as though you put aside personal opinions and discover what the people
want and cater
to them
Step
2:
Make
each person think that you care about them personally PRETEND YOU CARE
Step
3:
Make
the leaders of your political party think that they influence your decisions
Step
4:
Make
sure to stand back and let the Congress focus on their duties, but remember to
not let them get too far from what you want.
You are the creator of the agenda
Step
5:
Only
use this position when absolutely necessary because if you use the armed forces
too much the people will start to question your means and become less
supportive-remember there will always be people against war so don't make it
the main focus always
Step
6:
If
another country doesn't like your policies make them look like an enemy in your
people's eyes
Step
7:
Try
to make yourself the peacemaker in as many situations as possible so that you
cannot be accused of power hungry or a warring country. Butt into everyone's
problems and pretend to care intensely and try to solve them.