In Super Mario RPG, there's a stunning amount of talk. Where there is talk, there are good quotes. Here are just a few, in alphabetical order!
"Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake. -Snifit 1
"Drink punch...eat cake? It sounds...complicated." -Booster
"Grasshopper, do you not think it rude to stand on my dining table?" -Frogfucius
"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a "door" to go in and out of their houses..."- Toad
"I am matter...I am antimatter...I can see your past...I can see your future...I consume time...and I will consume you!" -Culex
"I may be out-jumped, but you're totally out-pumped!" -Monstro Town Thwomp
"I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!" -Bowser
"Is that a fire hose or his tongue?" -Mallow
"It's one of those hi-tech...er,...life-like...realistic ones...Let's get outta here." -Castle Worker Birdo
"Like the moon over/the day, my genius and brawn/are lost on these fools. ~Haiku" -Bowser
"More weapon things coming to take over my castle? What about my...PRIVACY?" -Bowser
"Next stop, the top floor! Please fasten your seatbelts and...Wait a sec! There ARE no seatbelts!" -Chandeli-Ho
"No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except me! It just wouldn't be right!" -Bowser
"Observe...the thick mustache, covering the sad, innocent smile of a simple fool...And the sideburns, conveying his blue collar roots. And the legs...well-defined...Strong. The legs of the masses!" -Garro
"Phew! What weaklings! How shameful if they were to defeat me!" -Domino
"This is like winning the lottery, only without the taxes! I mean, this is like falling out of an airplane without a parachute and hitting a gaggle of geese in mid-air that break your fall!" -Gardener
"Um......Mario? This is Booster Hill, where there isn't much besides barrels." -Toad
"WHAT? This is dreadful news! Awful, horrible...Isn't it?" -Toadstool
"What's this...? Water...coming from your eyes? Are you leaking, my dear?" -Booster
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