One of the characters in Super Mario RPG is the lovable, fluffy, crybaby Mallow. Mallow happens to possess a special ability called "Psychopath". Normally, it just shows the amount of HP an enemy has remaining (an incredible feat of mindpower in itself), but if you time it right, Mallow can read the enemy's deep, private thoughts! If you don't want to go to all that trouble, the list is right here. Names listed in green are bosses. My snide comments are written in italics.
Amanita: "Gotta work on my tan!" You're red enough as it is.
Bowyer: "What's with these folks?" The real question: What's with *you*?
Buzzer: "Buzzzzz..." How intelligent.
Gu Goomba: "Hey, maybe I CAN win!" Hey, maybe not!
Octolot: "Check out my legs!" I wouldn't call those legs.
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