| Benji Quotes |
| 1.We grew up so F***ing poor. We were slums, hoodlems, troublemakers. it gives you a really bad look on life. I hated everything. Then 1 day I had epiphany abd realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it wont do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will wnjoy life alot more. 2. I love writing songs with my brother. 3. Hi were crazy town and we suck! 4.I forgot to shave my legs today! 5. Uh cut there toes off and send them to me. 6. Life is Benji...the rest is just details...Benji is life! 7. Malibu stacey! Malibu stacey! I would be Malibu stacey ! she has a cool car. 8.I sell out every day! Give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss. 9. Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a band called P-Town, and we shot them. 10. One time i pierced Paul's but cheeks together! 11.One time I ripped Joel's nipples off! 12. I put rat poison in Billy's food one time! 13.One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head! 14. One time i ripped all of Billy's toenails off! 15. If I rememberd you I would remember you. But if i didn't I didn't. 16. We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked...one time we cut Billy's arm off! 17. You have to take everything as it comes, and I honestly think that the band is on another level right now. 18. One time we went around the neighbour hood and stuck all the mailbox flags up!. 19.Or, or there was this one time we drove up to a fast food places, ordered tons of food, paid for it, then drove off before we got it. 20. I am thinking of getting a job here (at wet seal) 21. OHH I get a kiss huh? 22. Hi Matt this is Benji what's up?.. well BYE! (on some girls cell phone) 23.I just at chinese food (rubbing his bell) it was pretty good. 24.Were all gonna run ,around naked and make animal noises! 25. We don't really concider ourselves as punk rock has gotten cliquey. |