HAWDY: noun -- Greeting.
HIRE YEW: complete sentence -- Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Hawdy. Hire yew."
BARD: verb -- Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH noun -- A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS: noun -- A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
IGNERT: adjective -- Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
WRANCH: noun -- A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL: noun -- A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR: noun -- A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
BAHS: noun -- A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work (or studying), your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR: noun -- A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE: noun -- A tall monument.
RETARD: verb -- To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
TARRED: adverb --- Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
FIAT: noun, verb. -- 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat.
ARE: pronoun -- Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.
RATS: noun -- Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FURN: adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some furn country."
DID: adjective -- Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR: noun -- A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He cain't breath ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR: noun -- A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE: Noun and verb contraction.
Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE: a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert."
SEED: verb, past tense.
VIEW: contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?"
HEAVY DEW: phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
GUMMIT: noun -- A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
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