Authors Notes: its My first TG fiction so I went with something safe.. the SRU universe with some one called Eddy Drakkon . As for SRU it's a concept done by bill hart much love to ya brah SRU: You Really Should Go There by Karasoth "You really should go there.. I tell you he is a real wizard, your always talking to me about magick and stuff why don't you go se him. If this product works I'm going to have a trained nymphet isn't this great?" Edwin j. "Jo Jo " Walker was sitting across the table at the poker game from his friend Eddy Drakkon. Earlier in the conversation his friends TEddy O Ô Neil, Bryan "buster" Maxwell, Shane "Dean" Douglas and Roger Starvos told him it was horseshit. Roger was on a beer run right now, Dean was with him as well because Roger wasn't any good at talking his way out of anything. TEddy was in the Can, and Buster was rummaging in the kitchen! Of all of his acquaintances since he enrolled at The University he only let Edwin in on "It". The It being his knowledge of the supernatural. He nor any of the others knew of Eddy's arcane books talismans or artifacts. Or anything else for that matter about Eddy, for some reason though they were all his friend. That and they were all into him for about $500 dollars in poker debt "Hey Jo Jo, Mind if I take a look at it?" the quarterback gave the ring to his friend without a second thought. Eddy touched the ring and the magickal nature of it rang out. "Hmmm" he thought to himself "it's a platinum ring using a base trinity spell weave". He examined it closer. "Spell creates a doppelganger of Jo Jo here and feminizes it hyperfast then sends it after Jo Jo. The feminine clone slowly integrates itself with him.then upon seduction!.." he looks at Jo Jo returning to thought "the doppelganger sucks Jo Jo in!. no muss no fuss. Conserves mass and matter although creates a slight higher statick magickal charge. Then the ring works a time/space distortion, altering the time line to make Jo Jo always feminine inserting him into the cheerleading squad. Subliminal impulses to get a job stripping or in prostitution." Eddy looks at Jo Jo " big guy, I got 50 g's on our next game.. you use this ring and you will become the nymphet." Jo Jo looked Stunned. "he probably gave you some directions your going to screw up possibly legit, possibly not and it'll backfire making you the Slut you want to fuck ! however" Eddy takes the ring in his hand and it glows in an ephemeral flame he returns the ring to Jo Jo "Now it'll work the way you thought it would! with no catch! you found this store where now?" Eddy sighed a relived Sigh, he had been sucking up to these football players for a month .He knew the magickal Energies of the region were off, and although he wasn't at full force or form he had to investigate. Now at least the smell and stench of them wouldn't pollute the room! but further issues involved a trip to the mall amongst other places!.. Eddy wasn't happy Eddy entered meditation and left his body for the astral plane!. If this guy was at the mall selling blatantly magickal items Eddy thought their would be some trace. And if he was doing a pocket dimension there would be a trace to. He phased through the mall food court sunroof. It was the usual Mall environment. Spells subconsciously crafted into stores and items (sometimes consciously) encouraging people to buy them, to feel hungry!etc But those were all of lesser concern! he was being probed for upon entry to the Mall and he became a vapor trail quickly! "Fuck me!" he said to himself.. It was obvious the Wizard may not of know who was there but he knew something Ôwas' there so it was clear.. he'd have to go to the mall! in the morning But night was not any easier Eddy stood watch over the college in astral space.. in particular Jo Jo's dorm. He figured the wizard would know if his handwork was screwed with and an old man appeared in traditional wizard garb "who are you?" said the old man!. The Old man was very curious. It was clear now that the disturbance to his most recent sale (and his 4th new addition to the cheerleading squad) had been tampered with... donuts to Dollars here was the culprit "Well it depends, on why your asking?" Christ Eddy thought to himself. Its an old school wizard no doubt about it!.he may be all anal about challenges and protocol and shit like that "Look" the old man said " I'm just here to restore my device to functionality that's all!you know because you tampered with it! kinda curious how you did that without me knowing!. But that can wait" "Fraid not" Eddy resumed his confident position knowing more about his foeman " he hasn't done anything to deserve what you sentenced him to" "Other then being a fat headed twit who was stupid enough to believe a magick ring was a cure all for his woman problems!.not to mention what he has done to women in his roid induced rages! now then do you still insist on impeding my path?" The wizard gave Eddy a few time bubbles to consume!.. Jo Jo was bait that's all he was.. so Eddy let the wizard pass. The Wizards Astral avatar entered the room of the burly football player first the face softened.. what was once a face sculpted like granite seemed more a piece of smooth marble. They eyes a fiery blue became a bit softer, then softer! then a very deep emerald green. his short red hair curt in a crew cut was allowed to flow in a very long and feminine manner . The energy waves went across his form once making it softer.. but still well muscled. The hips slowly expanded outward as the waste expanded inward and the ass fluffed out. And finally the chest gained breasts.. Slowly but surely the chest soon had a set of 40d breasts on it and the genitalia was the last bit to go. though it was only by sheer sense of magick he could tell the wizard made the female sex smaller and tighter and enchanted it so it would always be that way. A woman who would take all of her man and thoroughly enjoy it. The dorm room shifted radically, to accord the styles of a 20-year-old female. The wizard exited the dorm room "tomorrow! noon, we have an appointment." As he traveled away he stopped turned around and laughed "you're the first one to make me close up shop ever! be proud of that" The alarm clock blared out with ÔI got you babe' by Puff daddy.. Jesus is their any song he won't steal out right. Eddy entered the shower. This wasn't an ordinary Shower.. he was preparing for battle. he showered with a bath oil. He mixed Dragon's blood, some night shade, myrrh , clove, cinnamon, barley, and some olive oil to make a bath oil which he coated himself in then rinsed off. He tied his long black hair in the back with a silver hair tie, incase silver is a bane to this wizard. he talked his body down and put on a white silk shirt and gabardine slacks. he placed a few talismans around his neck. truth be told he honestly didn't pay attention to which ones he grabbed. Better Zen then plastered against the wall He plopped his black trenchcoat on, put his Metallica reload CD in his CD player .flipped on his sunglasses and velvet gloves.. he looked at the time 10:30 am.. he had some time yet.He laced up his doc martens and was gone. The Old man was having a busy day. he sold a woman a enchanted strap on vibrator which turns her into a man and her husband into a woman.. funny how whenever some one gets something like that they always want the most unrealistic sizes. Another sale were a set of wind chimes which gradually gave a waif appearance. A bath oil to another girl, this one will be used by her older brother more gradually then the most recent incident.. it will be amusing. After all , what college freshman takes a bath? The clock struck 12 and into the gates of Spells R Us walked Eddy Drakkon "well.. you want to cut to the chase or should I?" "Look.. out of courtesy and the wizards council guidelines I ask that you don't interfere in a spell like that again." The old man looked at him trying to project his age to this 'young' upstart "how you were able to spell shatter like that.. spell shattering is supposed to be a dead science, but I figure I keep quiet you keep quiet we are all happy" "Yeah" Eddy said "funny thing.. your entry into this wizards guild.. long time ago anyone know you did it on forged papers" the old man looked very angry "yeah did some other checking to! two ravens come into this shop every day.. and fly out of it.. am I getting warm?" The wizard very red faced yelled "OUT OF HERE NOW!! Or I will be forced to be impolite" And just like that Eddy was gone!!!.. The old man rubbed his chin "He will be back!!!!." Erin Walker came into the mall and using the wizard as a reference, which she didn't understand why or even remember working for him.. but she was awful empty headed soon went to work at THE TARA a strip club that's a bit of Ireland!.. Shamus a small leprechaun came in and gave the wizard his cut "Shamus old man! I may have a problem!!!!" (to be continued)