From: Date: Friday, December 24, 1999 I just found an early, lost story I wrote and did a rewrite for the holidays and the new millenium :) Enjoy! (Caleb) (P.S. the lack of quotation marks was an experiment so don't tell me I forgot them if you choose to offer comments. You can tell me to put them in, if you think I should, however! :) ________________ Date: 97-10-10 EDT -- rewritten 12/25/1999 a quick story courtesy of comments from jenny adams & set in the SRU world of bill hart (the SRU creator!) Who?... ME?... A Guy??? by Caleb Jones Don't be silly, Billy! I'm not a guy, I'm a girl. Do I look like a guy? Does this chest look ANYTHING like a guy's? (a dainty hand covers the upper portion of a large bosom partially revealed by a low neckline!) Are these the legs of a guy? (she crosses her smooth, slender, nylon encased legs that end with five inch high heels under tiny feet.) Why do you keep insisting I'm a guy, Bill? The evidence is overwhelmingly against that theory! (waist length blonde hair is tossed away from a pretty face with sensuous red lips.) Well you're not one now, that's all too obvious! But when you went into the mall's magic store a little while ago to get a love potion, you were a six foot guy who played halfback with me on the football team at school. I watched you change from the window! Now you are a cheerleader at our high school. Although I must say your new look seems to be a change for the better...! I can just see little ol' me trying to play halfback with a bunch of beefy football players... (They both chuckle at the thought of a cheerleader in the field during the game.) And talk about a distraction for the other team! All right. You win, Jack... I mean Jenny. I can't argue with the evidence right before my eyes. You are most definately all girl now. And to be honest, I prefer you this way. I must have been daydreaming and thinking of you! I should hope you were dreaming of me! You are my boyfriend after all! Jeeze, a guy... Why would I ever want to be one of those?... No offense... (she winks at Bill and smiles :) (a wizard also smiles as he looks out of his window and happily watches another satisfied customer as she enters the movie theater next door arm in arm with her new boyfriend!)