SRU: The Virus By Crunch Shawn wandered around the Hillsdale Mall aimlessly. He didn't really like the overcrowded, overpriced shopping center too much, but it seemed to be the best place to get his mind off of his latest failed relationship. He figured his problem was that he never made the time to actually make friends with the girl he was seeing. Being a product of young male hormones caused him to simply want to get into some girl's panties, not to bother with becoming friends. But Shawn thought that he was doing a better job with Wendy. That is until she dropped him - hard. All Shawn could remember about it was her saying something about not paying attention to her needs or her interests or some bullshit like that. He did remember not taking it too well though. "Dude, you just need to get out and start over. You know what they say, once you fall off the horse's" These were the words of encouragement Shawn's best friend Brendan gave him. Shawn and Brendan had been friends since as long as Shawn could remember. They had about everything in common from liking the same sports to sports teams - even the same taste in movies and music. And when one of them got a taste for something new, the other one soon developed the same taste. As a matter of fact, it was Brendan's idea that Shawn get out and do something. Shawn figured that he was probably sick of coming over and seeing him moping around in sweats and T-shirts. So, that placed Shawn here. Smack dab in the middle of the new shopping mall. As Shawn sat on a bench off to the side, he tried to decide what he could do. There was an arcade in the mall, but he was a little strapped for cash and decided he wanted to save his money. He could go window shopping, but most of the stores here catered to women. They had all sorts of women's clothing stores, shoe stores, accessory stores and the like. At only 18, Shawn had developed a pretty good build. Not overly muscular, but built enough to accentuate his 6' frame. With his rugged facial features, sandy blond hair, and cool blue eyes, Shawn usually had no problem getting girls that he wanted. But Shawn didn't even feel like looking for good looking chicks, not after the latest fiasco. So there he sat, looking dejected, forlorn, and bored. "What am I doing here." He thought to himself. He tilted his head back and stared up at the perfect blue sky through the mall's skylight. He closed his eyes and brought his hands up to his face. Stretching his body before he got up, Shawn rubbed his eyes and looked around. He saw no point in staying around anymore. As much as he appreciated Brendan trying to help him, this just wasn't working. So he started strolling towards the exit. Shawn turned down a corridor off to the side where he had his car parked in the lot outside. At least he thought he did. When he looked down the corridor, he saw no exit, just a hallway leading to an old looking store called 'Spells R Us'. Or so the wooden sign above the door read. Door? That was odd too in today's modern malls. After walking the mall for hours, Shawn thought he knew every nook and cranny, but obviously he was wrong. He decided to satisfy the curiosity raging inside him and see what was inside the little mystery shop. A bell rung overhead as Shawn pushed the wooden door out of his way. He looked up, a little startled at first, not expecting to hear the greeting of the chime. The smell of old dust and stale air greeted his nostrils also. "Ah, hello Shawn. How are we today?" Once again, Shawn was taken by surprise. He didn't see anyone when he entered the store, so the voice kinda spooked him. He took a deep breath and opened his mouth to say something when the old man behind the counter raised a finger and said, "Ah ah!" Then he pointed at a little sign hung over the counter. It read: I AM A WIZARD. THIS IS MY MAGIC SHOP. PLEASE DO NOT ASK HOW I KNOW SIMPLE THINGS LIKE YOUR NAME, ETC. FOR MIND READING IS AS SIMPLE AS WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR. Shawn didn't quite understand at first. Then it dawned on him that the wizard had addressed him when he entered the shop. Forgetting the sign, Shawn asked anyway, "How DID you know my name?" The old man wrinkled his face and turned a pale shade of red. "Oh Shawn," he said, "I thought I was going to like you. Like the sign says, I am a wizard. Mind reading is a simple task." Even if Shawn didn't believe him, the old man certainly looked the part. He only looked to be in his sixties, but somehow Shawn knew he was much older. He was clad in an old blue robe adorned with stars and moons and such, and even a tall pointed hat to match the ensemble. Regardless of how the old man looked, his shop definitely did not look the part. It had everything imaginable cluttered around inside from costumes hanging on the walls to records and movies neatly stacked and other various trinkets and knick-knacks strewn about. Shawn thought it looked more like a run down dollar store or something. "Ahem." The old man's voice startled him again. "Is there something inparticular I can help you with Shawn?" the old man asked him. "I dunno," Shawn replied, "I'm really not looking for anything special. Unless you happen to have a girl in back somewhere." The last comment took Shawn by surprise. He wasn't expecting to say that, especially not to a total stranger. The old man smiled. "Still having relationship problems, are we Shawn?" Shawn was about to ask how he knew when the old man raised his finger again with a sigh and pointed to the sign again. Shawn simply nodded. "Well, what do you think is the problem, Shawn?" the wizard asked him. Shawn replied, "I guess I don't really have a lot in common with any girl I date. I can't seem to find any real friendships in my relationships." Hearing himself say these words to the old man confirmed what he thought earlier. His only true friend was Brendan. "Looking for someone you can bond with, eh? Someone like your best friend, maybe?" The wizard arched an eyebrow at Shawn. Again, Shawn nodded. "I guess so. But there aren't any girls out there that are like him. He's one of a kind, I suppose." "How right you are Shawn." The old man piped up. "He is definitely one of a kind." The old man puttered around behind the counter for a short while before coming back up eye to eye with Shawn. "Now, unfortunately I don't carry a stock of teenage girls in the back for young men like you." The wizard winked at him, a slight gleam in his eye, "but maybe I can get you something better." This caught Shawn's attention. "What do you mean?" he asked the old man. "Well," started the wizard, "you have trouble in relationships because you can't a girl that you share common interests with, right? Yet, all of those interests you desire are found in your best friend. Have you ever considered combining the two sides of the equation, so to speak?" Shawn stared into the old man's eyes, puzzled for a moment. "You mean like, make Brendan a girl? But how? What kind of store is this?" "Let's just say it's a specialty store - for people like you." The old man replied. "Well, how does that sound?" Shawn stared at the old man. "But why? I couldn't do that to my best friend." He said. "He'll still be your best friend, Shawn," the wizard said, "but also your girlfriend too. That's the beauty of it." The old man gave another wink. Shawn mulled it over. It did seem to make sense, and it was a time saver too. Why go out and look for other girls when he had Brendan close to home? He looked at the old man, a sneer growing on his lips as he asked, "How?" The old man raised a little glass vial filled with clear liquid to Shawn's eye level. "With this." He stated. "What is it?" was Shawn's reply. "This, my dear boy, is a magic virus. When administered in the proper dosage, the subject becomes the girl that you have tailored to your wishes as he thinks he is just suffering from the common cold. It is odorless, tasteless, and most importantly, painless." That all sounded real good to Shawn, especially the painless part. Plus, he got to choose what kind of girl he got! What a deal! "Wait a minute," Shawn said as his better reasoning took hold of him, "that all sounds pretty good, sir, but how much is it?" The old man looked as though he thought for a moment. "Well, it is something that can only be purchased here, but it is not that hard to make. However, with special additions done in tailoring it's" the old man's eyes drifted upwards before jumping back down and looking Shawn straight in the eye, "Fifty dollars." He said. Shawn nearly choked. That was all the money he had for the next week before he got paid again. He thought it over before agreeing to the wizard's price. "Ah, very good my boy." Said the old man. Shawn pulled out his wallet and gave the old man the rest of his money. The wizard rang the cash register and deposited the money inside. He then turned back to Shawn and said, "Now comes the fun part for you, lad. What kind of woman would you like to share your interests with you?" ---------- Shawn looked for a place to hide his package when he got home. He needed to wait for the perfect time before making his best friend his best girl. He slid the package with the vial between the fridge and the cupboards, knowing that would be the easiest place to retrieve it from when he needed it. He already had the plan worked out. He had seen enough spy movies to know that odorless and tasteless drugs went well in other people's drinks. All he needed to do was get Brendan over here; Knock! Knock! Knock! It was the door. Shawn went out to see who it was. As luck would have it; "Hi Brendan, how are you doing?" Shawn said as he opened the door. Brendan seemed surprised. "My, you seem better." He stated. "What did you do?" "Well I took your advice and went out for a bit. It gave me a chance to clear my head and work some things out. Thanks a lot." It wasn't really a lie. After all, Shawn had found a way to work things out. "That's good," Brendan said, "'Cause I just stopped over to see how you were." "Hey, thanks man." Shawn replied. "Want to come in for a bit?" "Sure, why not?" Brendan nonchalantly replied. "Cool. Why don't you go to the den and wait for me while I get a drink. Want a Coke or something?" Shawn saw his opportunity unfolding right before his eyes. "Yeah, that'd be great." Brendan said as he strolled past Shawn into the house. As Brendan walked into the den, Shawn headed for the kitchen to shift his plan into gear. He pulled the two liter of Coke out of the fridge and then reached for the package with the vial. Into one glass he poured his drink. Into Brendan's drink he began to pour the vial in. Even though the old man said only half the vial was needed, he said he liked Shawn so much he'd give him the rest free of charge - "Just in case." He remembered the wizard said to pour half the vial into the drink, and that would be sufficient to work. The 'cold' would then start the next day and the changes would be complete in about a week. Gradual changes were necessary until the end, he had said, in order to reduce the pain. However, as Shawn's mind wandered while pouring the vial, he accidentally emptied ALL the contents of the vial into the drink. A little worried at first, Shawn cooled himself down by rationalizing that the added contents may just expedite the process at the expense of some painlessness. Oh well, he thought. "So I get a girlfriend sooner than expected." Shawn then took the drink and found his friend watching TV in the den. They had a pretty good evening together as they enjoyed their drinks and played video games. ---------- The next day seemed brighter and sunnier than the rest as Shawn strolled up the walk to Brendan's house. It was almost five minutes after he rang the bell before Brendan answered the door. He looked terrible. Shawn had to try hard to suppress his smiles. "Brendan," he asked as sincerely as he could, "What happened to you?" "I dunno." Brendan choked out. "I just woke up this morning and felt like hell." "Dude, bummer." Shawn said. "Is there anything I can do?" "Nah, I don't think so today man. I just need some rest and I'll be over this in a few days." Brendan replied. "Thanks though." Shawn agreed and left his friend to his fate. He felt kinda bad that his best friend of so many years had to live the final days of his masculinity in sickness, but the wizard assured him that he would not remember it - or even remember being a man for that reason. As far as Brendan was concerned, in a few more days he would be Shawn's faithful and obedient girlfriend. To be a good friend, Shawn stopped by Brendan's every day to check on him. Brendan was looking smaller and thinner each day. While he attributed it to some stomach flu he must have picked up, Shawn knew what was really happening. However, Brendan couldn't seem to explain some things about his illness. For instance, his hair had grown lighter and seemingly longer, but since Shawn didn't seem to notice he just shrugged it off. He didn't bother telling Shawn about his loss of body hair or uncontrollable itching in his groin area. On the last day of the week Shawn stopped over at Brendan's as usual. This time, when Brendan answered the door, he looked more the part of a pre- teenage girl that Shawn's best friend of so many years. But Shawn said nothing of it, not wanting to clue his friend in on his fate. As they talked their usual chatter, Brendan became thirsty. In an attempt to comfort his friend in any way he could, Shawn went to the kitchen and brought back a soda. Brendan chugged through half of it before the final phase started. Brendan pulled a tissue to his nose as a sneeze erupted from his mouth. He had to brush his long hair out of his face now, with his daintier hands. He sneezed again - his hips flared out. Again - his ass felt more padded. Shawn merely sat and watched with a wide grin on his face as his friend finished the changes right before his eyes. Brendan sneezed again and again as his features rounded out and his hair became a sunny blonde color. As Brendan sneezed again, Shawn noticed his robe start to fill out a little in the front. Another sneeze, another cup size. Again - and again. Soon, Brendan's robe could not contain the ample bosom that his friend bestowed upon him. Brendan's generous D-cup breasts stood at attention outside of his open robe. His pink nipples erect with the feeling of cold air rushing over them. Shawn had always liked a woman with a generous bust line. And he knew that soon enough he would get to test those puppies out, for he had made his girlfriend "Brenda" have a nearly insatiable craving for sex. While Shawn was busy watching the new girl's breasts bounce with each sneeze, he didn't notice as Brendan's boxes shrank into a sheer, white lace panty that left nothing to the imagination. It hugged every curve of Brenda's feminine shape down there while dually exposing through its sheerness a faint sign of a perfectly trimmed mound of hair. "Like what you see, tiger?" cooed the nymph in front of him. "Wha- Huh?" was all Shawn could muster. He looked the new nymph up and down several times, taking in the femininity that was lounged out before him. A small smile escaped Brenda's lips as she purred to Shawn, "Well I see someone's ready for attention." She then motioned down to Shawn's pants where an erection was stirring. "Don't worry," she said as she stood up. Her now sheer white robe to match her panties open all the way, exposing her ample chest and feminine curves. "I've missed you too." She swayed over to Shawn, letting her breasts hang directly in front of his face. He was about to take one of those glorious nipples in his mouth when she bent down, kissed him on the lips and said, "Uh-uh, not here." She then started towards the bedroom, her round ass swishing with every step, motioning with her finger for Shawn to follow. Shawn lay there in bed, barely able to keep his thoughts together. That was definitely the best sex he had ever had. Brenda was tailored just to his liking - right down to her sultry, sexy voice. This was better than Shawn ever imagined! A very wise investment, he thought to himself. He leaned over and gave Brenda a kiss on the forehead. "I need to go get a drink." He said to her. "You really wore me out." Yes, there was no doubt in Shawn's mind that Brendan, now Brenda, had become a 100% pure, sexy bimbo. Well, not really a bimbo, he thought, but he did like to have the intellectual edge over his girlfriends. It was good for a laugh now and then. Shawn strode into the kitchen and opened the fridge. He needed a Coke more than anything else right now. "Shit!" he said as he peered around inside, "All gone." He thought for a minute before remembering the drink he had gotten "Brenda" before. Shawn walked into the living room and was relieved to find half the can still there. "It may be warm, but it's better than nothing." He thought. Shawn gulped the rest of the pop down and let out a refreshing Ahhhhh!. He turned to go back to the bedroom when he suddenly stopped and sneezed. He shook his head and then took another step and sneezed again. Again, and again. Shawn opened his eyes and thought the room looked a little smaller. As he turned his head, something brushed against his cheek. He reached his hand up and it came back with a lock of honey blonde hair. His hair! "Oh no!" Shawn cried, noticing his voice was a few octaves above normal. "The pop! The extra virus! It must have been contaminated!" ACHOO! Shawn felt more hair sprout atop his head as his fingernails sprouted half an inch longer. ACHOO! Shawn's hips grew wider and his ass grew out and rounder. ACHOO! Shawn's legs assumed a more shapely stature as his face became softer and more delicate. ACHOO! Shawn looked down as he felt a tingling in his crotch and saw his dick rapidly shrinking. He reached down to try to stop its recession, but managed only to grasp a patch of light blonde hair. ACHOO! Shawn felt an itching in his chest. "NO!" his now female voice screamed. ACHOO! A-cup. ACHOO!ACHOO! C-cup. ACHOO!ACHOO!ACHOO! DD-cup. Shawn felt the weight on his chest and looked down to see a pair of perfect, oversized tits coming out from him. She hefted them in her now smaller hands and was amazed by the softness and fullness of them. She moved her hands and stroked her nipples. A gasp escaped Shana's lips as she massaged her tits. A slight moistness invaded her crotch as the sensations continued. Suddenly, her eyes opened, and Shana looked briefly embarrassed . "I've got to stop playing with my huge titties!" she cooed to herself. "Let's save those for the boys." She giggled an airhead giggle as she made her way back to the bedroom. A distant, faint screaming was heard inside Shana's head before it faded out of existence for good. Now it was time to get Brenda and get to the mall for some guys, for Shana was hot and she needed to get some soon. ---------- The old man watched as two young, well endowed, nymphs bounded through the mall, their braless breasts jiggling with every step, looking to attract guys with their ample features and short skirts. "Oh well," the old man sighed. "I warn them about not using the products correctly, but they never seem to listen." The old man smiled as he turned and walked back into his shop to wait for his next customer who would be arriving soon.