Thursday, January 06, 2000 6:08 PM

            SPELLS R US:  TWO OF A KIND

                       BY

              PAUL G JUTRAS

  It was another long day for Jennifer Borrows as secretarty to Richard
Moss. It was almost quiting time and she couldn't wait to get home. Not
only did she resent having to sit on his lap when taking down a letter, but
he was always making her run his personal
jobs like the dry cleaners. She knew Mrs. Moss didn't
deserve such a man.

    "Jennifer." Richard's voice came over the intercom."I
forgot to pick up my wife's birthday present. Since I'm
working late, could you be a dear and run down to the mall and pick up
something. Bring it back here before
going home."

"But sir, it's almost 7 0' clock."

"Then you better hurry before the mall closes. Otherwise
don't bother to come in in the morning."

"Yes sir."

    Shortly at the mall, Jennifer looked around at the
roll of stores. She knew she didn't have time to cheak
out various stores for a gift. Then she saw a man in
a bathrobe who looked like he was closing early.

    "There you are Jennifer. I had just given up on you
showing." The old man reached into his robe pocket and handed her some
perfume. "Try this on your boss before having him give it to his wife."

    Soon enough Jennifer was back at the office. "Mr. Moss, sir, The owner
of the store said you should see if this is to your wife's taste before
taking it to her."  As soon as he did, he began to feel dizzy and passed out.

   When Richard began to come too her notice how smooth his legs felt as
they rubbed up against each other. "Oh
Jennifer." Richard he said brushed blonde hair out of his face. As he sat
up he felt the weight of his newly
sprouted breasts and realized it wasn't Jennifer's
hair in his face but his own. "What have you done to me?"

"I took the time to read the instructions before giving you the gift. You
didn't. Reality is now altered and Miss MOss is single and happy. Your name
is now Susan. You're sixteen years old and the twin sister of my
daughter Sarah. I also suggest you start carrying a maxi
pad in your purse right away. I have a feeling the spell will get you use
to having periods as soon as possible."

    A horn sounded and Jennifer walked over to the window. "Oh good. Jeff
and Steve are here for there
double date with you and Sarah. Better finish getting
ready. And welcome to womanhood. You'll make some man a great secretary
when you grow up."

THE END