2/3/2000
SRU: How To P*** Off A Wizard
By Bashful (Bashful526@aol.com)

"DANNIE!!!!!!!! Get in here, NOW!"

The pretty young apprentice sorceress ran into the back room of the SRU
store. Currently the store was parked between realities while the old man
worked on his taxes and Dannie practiced some spells.

"I've told you to leave my computer alone. If you want to surf the net, buy
your own," the Wizard growled.

"How, you don't pay me?" she said.

"Never mind, what the hell is this thing that you downloaded?" he asked. He
was very angry, she could tell by the color of the smoke rising up from the
tiny hole in the top of his pointed hat.

"Oh, that's AOL 5.0, it's the latest thing, really speeds things up when I'm
surfing the"

"I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF MY MACHINE!!!!! Now it's acting all strange, "

"Okay I'm sorry, I'll stay of your computer but it gets boring sometimes, you
go off bowling or whatever and leave me watching the store when you know no
one is coming in because no one can see the store unless you WANT them to. I
just do it to kill time, Master" Dannie explained.
She threw in the 'Master' because she knew he really liked it when she called
him master. It usually worked, this time it didn't.

"Look at all this e-mail! How many lists are you on anyway? Wait, what's that
one there.


>From: "Mike "
>If you can also design shopping centers you could have your sims go to >the
Spells 'R Us store too!
>We can finally see that little weasel in action!

"Who the hell is he calling a little weasel? I need to read some more of
these." The Wizard spent the next few minutes scanning through the mail that
had accumulated on Dannie's AOL account. A few times he made grunts that she
thought were probably close to laughs, more times than not he made very nasty
sounds, sounds she knew meant trouble for someone.

"Well, at least this 'Bashful' character is respectful, too bad this "Mike"
isn't look at this message,"

>From: "Mike"

>BRING IT ON YOU OL' FART! Heheheheh

"Now I'm an old FART?!!!" The smoke from the old man set off the smoke
detector and Dannie had to turn the alarm off.

"Why don't you write him a really nasty e-mail and tell him where he can get
off?" Dannie suggested.

"HA!! Strap yourself in and get ready to shift realities, were going hunting
for 'Mike'." The old man waved his arm and mumbled the proper words and
suddenly the store was sitting between a GNC and a shoe store in a mall.

"A shoe store, cool, I need some new pumps for" she never finished.

"This is business, you can buy shoes later. First we need to settle the hash
of this 'Mike' guy, heh, heh, heh, my ass." Dannie seriously considered
seeking employment elsewhere but knew she needed the old man and in his own
way he needed her.

"UhMaster (it couldn't hurt) maybe you should calm down and count to like
1000. Lower your blood pressure and relax a little. Maybe I could run next
door to the GNC and get some nice herbal tea and brew you a cup?"

The smoldering look Dannie got in reply to this last suggestion made her
decide that 'Mike' was on his own.

"So he wants to see me in action huh, well he's about to get his chance. Here
he comes now."

The little bell over the door went off and a young man walked in. he looked
around and saw Dannie and the old man in the back part of the store. He
walked toward the back, a smile on his face.

"Wow, this is great, if I didn't know better, I'd swear this was real but it
has to be a dream, I mean I was siting at home, watching Law and Order and
then I'm in the mall so I must have fallen asleep in front on the TV. Okay so
you're the old man and you must be Dannie. Wow, you are super cute! The
stories don't do you justice, but hey, this is my dream."

Dannie giggled, she was still getting used to the idea of being a girl but
when a guy called her super cute, she liked it. She hoped the guy liked what
was about to happen to him.

"Okay, aren't you going to tell me my name old man? I mean that's part of the
deal, isn't it."

"Yes, Mike, I know your name and I know that you think I'm some kind of furry
animal and a biological by product!"

"Huh? Oh, you mean the e-mails I sent, yeah, pretty funny huh? So what are
you going to do, turn me into a girl? Go ahead, I'd kind of like that, just
to see what it's like, you know?" Mike said.

Dannie cringed, one thing the Wizard hated was people who said 'you know'.
She looked for a counter to duck under in case he lost his temper and began
throwing lighting bolts again like he did last week in Little Rock. He had
destroyed the entire downtown area, fortunately, no one had noticed yet.

"So being a girl would be a neat experience for you, huh? Well, my friend you
have gotten your wish." A flash of pink light filled the shop and when Dannie
could see again, she sawMike. He wasn't changed.

She looked at the Wizard who was smiling one of his special smiles when he
was very proud of a spell he had cast.

"So when is it going to happen old man? C'mon, take your best shot," Mike
said.

"Feel your chest."

"Huh? Feel my chest, okay, hey, I got tits but I can't see them! What's going
on?"

"Feel your butt," the old man said.

"How'd it get so big but it looks the same," Mike said, craning around to
look at his rear.

"Feel your, Uh, johnson" the Wizard didn't like to use profanity in front of
Dannie, she was a young lady after all.

"Hey, it's gone but there's still a lump in my pants, like I still have one.
What did you do?"

"I changed you into a woman except no one can see it, not even you. You still
have to sit down to pee, you'll still have periods and you will need to buy
and wear bras or it will be very uncomfortable but no one will know that you
are really a woman. Be sure and let me know how you enjoy the experience."
The Wizard waved his hands and suddenly, Mike was gone.

"Okay Dannie, let's get back to the other reality andDannie, where did you
go, DANNIE!!"

An hour later she came back carrying half a dozen shoeboxes.

"I thought you said you needed A PAIR of pumps?" The old man asked.

"Yes, but they were having a sale, I got some great deals, want to see?"

"No, next time, I get a male apprentice. Strap your self in, we're leaving."

"Are you going to leave Mike that way, Oh Great Master?"

The Wizard looked at her through hooded eyes, she was up to something.

"Why, does it matter to you? Are you sweet on the man, erwoman?"

"Well, it just seems a waste of your power, no one knows what a good job you
did on him because they can't see that you did anything. Kind of like
painting a masterpiece and then hiding it in the basement." Dannie smiled and
showed him her dimples, he liked her dimples.

"Oh very well, I'll remove part of the spell." He waved his hands and then
told her to strap herself in.

"What part did you remove, the being a woman part or the no one can tell
part?"

"Does it matter?" he said and refused to answer.

For the answer, you'll have to ask Mike.

The End