Spells-R-Us:Job Hunt
by Devers

The old man smiled as he heard the familiar tinkle of bells over the old stores 
wooden door. He looked up to see two young men walking through the 
door. "Why hello Brent, James, how are you guys this evening"?

The two young men looked at each other and at the old man, then Brent went 
to say "how did you know that", but was cut off by the old man. 

"I know lots of things, have you looked around my shop I am a wizard, and I 
know you two gentlemen are here to see if I can assist you in finding a job"

James looked a little bit frightend and said" Yes thats it, we have looked 
everywhere, but no one will hire us with our past job experience. I am 22 and 
have had dozens of jobs, none lasting more than a month"

"I am 23 and have had even more then him with the same results, thats why 
we are here to see if you have a spell to help us out" Brent smiled at the old 
man hoping he could help, if he didn't pay his rent this month his landlord 
was gonna boot him and James out on the street.

The old man looked up with a glimmer in his eye, "So exactly what kinda job 
are ya looking for, if I might ask"?

"Well" Brent started "We were looking for a job we could both work at, same 
hours and stuff, night shift so we could go to college during the day, and 
very good money extremely good money"

James picked it up here "Some place close to home and around lots of girls, 
and by a mall or something"

The old man smiled with that same glimmer in his eyes, "Well Brent, James I 
have the perfect solution to your problems" With that he began to rummage 
through some drawrs and pulled out two identical buisness cards and handed 
one to each boy.

Brent looked down confused, he stared at the card, and looked back at the old 
manand said "Its blank"

James looked up and said "Mines blank to".

The old man looked at each of them and laughed at little, "Of course they are 
my boys, when you walk out of this shop and out of the mall, an address will 
appear on each card, you go there and you will automatically have a job, 
better than that, it will be like you have always been working there"

James got that bewieldered look on his face again then smiled "Cool, thanks 
old man, I appreciate, mabye I can make my car payment this month, so alot 
of girls work there huh, think I will have a chance with one of em, mabye 
you have a spell for that" He was grinning ear to ear.

"Now my dear boy, I assure that alot of young women work there and you 
each will get one, every night", The old man said getting a little annoyed.

Brent wasn't so won over, "How much old man, and what if It doesn't 
work, do I get my money back"?

The old man regained his smile and said "I gaurentee it'll work and its only 
10 dollors each and there is a full refund if it doesn't work, ok boys"

James and Brent handed there money over and left the shop and the mall, 
when they stepped outside they looked at each otheres card and they said 
3125 Westpoint Dr.

"Cool, we'll be working together" Brent said.

"Well lets go see if the old man was really right, as they got in the car and 
drove to the place, it was only two blocks from they're apartment. When they 
pulled in the drive they saw a bug neon sign that sad in hot pink letters, "Live 
Nude Girls"

"All right" They said in unison and got out and walked up to the big burly 
doorman, they showed him the cards and he said "go right in and ask for 
Gloria"

They walked in the place, and it was smokey and dark, they could see a main 
stage and three smaller stages, all with half naked girls dancing around on 
them. "This is gonna be great" Brent said and high fived his buddy.

They walked back to the desk to ask for Gloria and it was strange, all the 
patrons in the place and the staff was waving and smiling at them. It was a 
little wierd, but James shrugged it off and said "the old man said it would be 
like we were working here a long time.

They finally found Gloria and she said nothing but "hi" as she led them back 
to a back room, when they got there they were both shocked to see it was the 
dancer dressing room, and all the dancers were in there naked and half assed 
dressed.

Gloria just looked at the two with a mad gleam in her eye, and said your both 
late, she bent over and picked up to bags on the ground and said here go 
change you start in ten minutes.

Both men were very confused, but something starnge was happening with 
each of them as they grabbed the bags and headed to the door to the 
bathroom, they went to go in to the mens room but something was 
compelling them to do a 180 and end up in the womens room.

Brent bent down and opened the bag as he pulled out a scanty neon green 
sequined top, as he did, bresats started to push out of his dress shirt near to 
the point of breaking. He set the top aside and pulled out the matching bikini 
bottoms and as he did his waist shrunk to a tiny 22 inches while his hips 
flared out to an amazing 35. He removed his shirt and as he bent down to 
remove his pants which were now stretched to the point of ripping his 
fingernails got in the way. He had long neon green painted nails to match the 
outfit. He was really freaked out but kept going as he put the clothes on, and 
pulled out a leathere miniskirt and 6 inch heels. He amazed at how easy he 
could walk in them as his body sashayed over to the mirror and expertly 
applied makeup to his face. When he was finished what looked back in the 
mirror was any mans dream girl. Long blonde hair that fell to her tiny waist, 
deep blue eyes, and full pouty lips. 

When he left his stall and came out into the foyer he saw another girl that 
looked exactly like he did. He knew instatly that it was James, but he could 
say was "C'mon hurry up Bunny, were gonna be late for our show" 

The other bimbo sex godess giggled and said in an equally brainless voice, 
that made her sound rather dingy, "Ok Honey lets go" She giggled as she 
took her hand and led her friend on stage. 

When the curtain rose Brent and James, now Honey and Bunny, began to 
sexily dance around stage as if they had been doing it all their lives. They 
looked so skilled as they peeled each otheres close of and began to fondle 
each others naked bodies, and begin to get it on right on stage, as a show for 
the men.

As she was locked in an embrace with Bunny, the last thoughts Brent had 
before his mind slipped totally into Honeys reality was, "The man was as 
good as his word, here we are surronded by beautiful women, and I am 
getting it on with a beautiful women, and making good money" With that 
Brents mind totally faded away and he relaxed and let Honey just take him 
away.

The End