Thursday, October 28, 1999 
Spells R Us: A Wish for Barbra
By James S. Cole

	Barbra was flat chested, all her life she had been.  When she went through
purperty somethign went wrong with her body.  As a result Barbra never
developed any breasts, or the ablity to have children.  This bothered
Barbra badly, in a society where looks do matter she looked like a
child.  She was 30 years old but looked like she was 12, being only four
foot tall didn't help.  She tried to live with it, and almost was able too,
but she just could not.  Breast implants where out, she was alergic to the
type of slicon that formed the shell of implants.  Sure they could be
coated with something else, but the slightest exposure would kill her, it
was detemined to risky.
So Barbra had to live with it.  She tried all kinds of faux breasts but
just met more problems.  The turly realistic ones either where too
expenisve or required a medical adhesive that she found out she was alergic
to as well.
Every attempt she made to solve what she considered a problem wasshot down
one way or another.

On one pitcuarly bad day Barbra went to the mall.  On the way there she was
stoped by the police an almost arested for driving under age.  Haveing to
argue with a police officer who kept calling her "little girl" was supremly
digradeing.  The mall was worse, people asking her where her parents where,
haveing to shop in the children's section.  Barbra was at her breaking
point.  When she looked in the mirror all she saw was a 12 year old blonde
haired blue eyed child.  She looked like, and worse sounded like a child.
While at the mall a new store caught her eye.  Spells R Us, was the name of
it.  A Toys R Us spin off store possibly Barbra tought.  Aginst her better
judgement Barbra whent in.  As she entered she saw all manner of junk, and
the oddest man she'd ever met.  An old man in a bathrobe and bunny
slippers.  He was about to speak but Barbra cut him off.

"What ever you say don't say hello little girl." She said. "I'm just really
short."

"I wouldn't think of it my dear." the old man said. "A 30 year old woman is
no little girl."

"How did you know I was.." Barbra begin.

"I know a lot about you Barbra." the old man said with a grin. "Especily
that your sick of the way people treat you because of how you look."

"You know my name?" Barbra said in supprise. "How do you know all this?"

"Details don't matter my dear." he said. "What does matter is that I have
something that will help you solve your problem."

"Really?" she said hopefuly.

"This." he said and droped something in her hand.

Barbra opened her hand and saw one of the most beautiful rings she had ever
seen.  A gold band with symbols carved into it a large emerald.  This was
the solution? Jewlery?

"That's no ordinary ring my dear.." he explained. "It's a magic ring.  Hold
it in the air and say I Wish, then what ever you ask for you will get.  It
only works 2 times so word your wishes precisely."

"Isn't is suposed to be 3 times?" Barbra asked.

"What do you think this is my dear.. a fariy tale?" He asked her.


	Barbra was excited when she got home, she didn't know why but for some
reason she believed the crazy old man.  After all if the ting didn't work
what did it matter?  She'd gotten it for free, but if it did work she'd be
able to look like a normal person.  She took the ring and placed it on the
table.  She decided to take a bath before trying it, if it worked she would
be in trouble in her old cothes.

	After a long hot bath she retrived the ring and went into her bed room.
After considering what so say she held up the ring ready to make her wishes.

"I wish.." She said. "That I was as tall as I would have been with out my
hormon condition."

Nothing happened, Barbra felt silly.  But then it started, in moments
Barbra felt it happen.  Her legs and arms got longer, her torso lenghtend
and she got taller.  6 feet and 7 inches to be exact.  When it happened she
began to cry, finaly she was normal.  Or would have been save on remaining
problem, she was still flat as a board. But then she remebered it was two
wishes.
She mearly had to wish her self a pair of breasts, and finaly she'd be
normal.  Excited she held up the ring.

"I Wish!" She nearly yelled. "For breasts! breasts! I want Breasts! Big
ones, little ones I don't care give me breasts! That's all I want breasts!
I wish for breasts!

In responese she felt a tingle in her chest.  Before her eyes her chest
expanded untill a pair of breasts grew in.  Not perfect shapes, but
breasts, what she always wanted.  But her joy became confusion, her chest
tingled once more.  She looked in the mirror and nearly fainted.  Below her
new breasts where.. two more nipples!  She watched in horror as a second
pair of breasts grew in.  She screamed as she watched.

"NO!" she cried. "What's going on.. I'm growing more!"

The tingle started again, in shock she watched as below her second set of
breasts and 3 grew.  She was becomeing more and more of a freak, a 6
breasted freak show! She flet the tingle again and to her horror more
nipples appeared.  She grew a forth set of breasts.  But it didn't stop,
again nipples grew and she had 10 breasts.  Her torso could barely contain
her new breast flesh, and she fell backwards.  Trapped on her back like a
turtle screaming, crying, and curseing her multiple mammires.

	The wizard sighed as he watched Barbra through his crystal.  The poor
girl, all she wanted was to be normal.  He sighed.

"These poor mortals." he said to him self. "Always in such a hurry.  Always
not listing to instuctions exactly.  A pity really, had she worded her wish
better she might not have grown so many breasts.  She made a wish for
breasts, and she really got her wish."


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