From: "Eddie Glover" Subject: Quikie: SRU: Eddie and the Old Man Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 02:36:41 -0800 some would say this is an unholy alliance....... Quickie: SRU: Eddie And The Old Man The Old Man sighed as the investigators rifled through his records, checking on his methods of changing so many people into women.....and upsetting the very fabric of reality as if it was his toy. "This one here....an idol that turned an entire football team into cheerleaders! And we have eyewitnesses that place you and other suspects in that vicinity during this time!", one man snapped while thrusting a paper in the wizard's face. "I'm a football fan, is that so wrong?", the old man sighed. "Not unless you turn eleven young men into buxom cheerleaders!", the other man growled. "Even if I did do that.....they changed back didn't they...assuming I did that is?", the wizard said with a grin. "All except for the quarterback, you gave the kid that replaced him a necklace, and that kept the quarterback from changing back. She ended up marrying her own backup!", the first man snarled. "This is getting tedious. I merely provide a service gentlemen. And despite all rumors I do give the victi.....I mean the buyer a complete explanation. If they choose to ignore my warnings or instructions then I am not liable. We've been down this road before.", the wizard said while crossing his arms. The second man checked his computer then whispered to his comrade. Both grinned as they turned back to a very clearly annoyed old man. "Would you come with us.", the first nameless man said with a smirk. "Where?", the old man said with a frown, "All of my business is here." The second man printed out a picture of a man's face, "Do you deny knowing this man.". The old man's face drained of color for a brief moment then he replied, "Er....yes. I know him. I believe his name is Eddie Glover." "Then come with us, I believe we've finally got you old man. Let's just check on your boy Eddie.", the first said while pressing a button. There was a hum and then they were standing in a large city.....New York by the look of it. "New York?", the old man mused, "What are we doing here?". The second man snorted, "You know damn well what we're doing here! You gave Glover the method to travel into comic book dimensions to satisfy his depraved desires. Well those dimensions are in our jurisdiction....and Mr. Glover has been defacing them.". "How so?", the old man asked as a huge-breasted, bikini-wearing Green Goblin flew overhead chased by a sultry brunette in Spider-Man's costume, "I see nothing wrong.". The two men growled and gestured, "Look around! Every male superhero is now a woman, all of them sporting breasts of at least DD range!". The old man reached into his robe and pulled out a comic book, "Er.....well gentlemen.....I'm not a comic fan but this is a copy of Spider-Woman # 114, I've never heard of Spider-Man.", he said while shrugging. "Neither have I.", a young man said while landing before them. He wore a dress shirt and jeans, not exactly superhero attire. "Glover!", the first snapped, "YOU are responsible for this, ignorance isn't an excuse!". Eddie turned to the old man, "Do you know what they're talking about?". The old man shrugged, "I haven't a clue." The second man snatched the comic from the old man and held it up with a growl, "This is fantasy!". Eddie chuckled, "Depends on how you define reality I guess. Everything here seems real to me.". The first man finally lost control and tore the comic apart while swearing, "If this fucking world hasn't been changed by you two then I'm Wonder Woman!". The second man nodded, "I agree.". Both men suddenly felt a tingle and looked down only to see their bodies changing! Both now possessed large, firm breasts under Wonder Woman's top, and wide hips and adundant asses had filled the blue bottoms they both now wore. Their hair lengthed while growing more full and both faces now were that of the powerful amazon Wonder Woman. Both investigators shook their heads for a moment then they spotted each other. "Impostor!", the first one snapped in her female voice, "I am the true Diana!". The second woman clenched her fists, "This must be Circe's doing! I warn you deceiver...I will not be gentle to one that serves my enemy!". The two buxom amazons started a brawl as they watched, both now believing that they were Wonder Woman. "That was a neat trick, slipping them that comic book I mean.", Eddie said while turning to his companion. The old man teleported them back to the real world and turned to Eddie, "It was a wish curse. What surprised me is that their wish occurred at all. After he it stated that if you weren't the one that had done all of that....", he stopped when Eddie raised a hand. "Old comic trick.", Eddie explained, "You see it wasn't ME that turned all the heroes into women.....it was my evil twin eiddE from the mirror dimension of DC's universe." The old man laughed loudly at that then glanced at some tea, "Care for a cup of tea?". Eddie grinned, "Not a chance! I like to write about over-endowed women....not become them!". "We both get a bad rap you know.", the old man sighed, "I've done some good, not a lot I know, but some....but NOOO....all anyone wants to remember is the 52 bimbos I've created.". "54.", Eddie replied. The old man frowned, "THAT was not a bimbo transform! Wonder Woman is quite smart! You know what I'm talking about!". Eddie nodded while turning to leave, "Yeah. We have the reputation for turning men into mindless sex toys. At least most of mine keep their mind!", he laughed. The old man chuckled, "I only transform those who seek me out.". "Except me.", Eddie mused while opening the door. "We are kindred spirits my good man!", the old man laughed, "Besides if I turned you into a chesty blonde bimbo who would appreciate my superheroine costume wearers!". "Keep yourself out of trouble.", Eddie said. "Oh I will.", the old man replied, "Bill Hart is coming by to show me his ideas for Stanley. He did start writing about me before anyone else so I owe him.". With that the two parted ways, leaving the old man holding a new comic. It was the latest Wonder Woman and she was battling two identical twins of herself. The old man put it in with the rest of his comic collection, Eddie had increased his comic library quite a bit in the last months....maybe he could make the young man a partner. Or have Eddie run an SRU annex in the superhero dimensions....yes.....that idea had possibilities. the end-----I figured that my name comes up as much as the Old Man now about bimbos....