SRU: The Breast Man By Bashful 12/4/99 "C'mon Janet, why not, I'll pay for it? You'll look better and feel better about yourself. I think you're just being closed minded about the whole thing," Rob said. It was the same argument he used every time. "I've told you a hundred times at least, I don't want breast enhancement surgery. I think I look fine the way I am and I don't need to feel better about myself. I feel just great about myself. It's you I need to feel better about. I am not having surgery just to get larger breasts and that's final. It's invasive, there are long-term health concerns and I don’t want to do it. I am asking you to drop the subject, now," Janet said. "Okay, okay, we'll talk about it later, maybe when you're in a better mood. How about we see a movie tonight?" Rob said. "Damn you Rob Conklin, we will not talk about it later and I am, or was, in a good mood before you brought this up. I'm not going anywhere with you tonight." Janet left his apartment, slamming the door behind her. 'Why do I let him get me so mad? Why won't he get off this breast enlargement kick? I could say something about the size of his penis but I don't. I like Rob a lot…or I used to. Now I don't know anymore. He is so wrapped up in the size of my chest, why can't he love me the way I am? He never felt this way when we first met.' Janet was thinking to herself as she drove to the mall. Janet liked to shop when she got mad at Rob, buying something nice for herself helped her calm down. Lately though, she had been spending too much time shopping. Rob was making her mad more and more often and ALAWYS about the size of her breasts. Janet had parked and entered the mall, she was walking along the rows of stores, thinking about her life and Rob. She stopped in front of a dress shop and looked in the mirror near the entrance. She saw a pretty girl, most would say beautiful, with a very respectable figure. She thought her "C" cup breasts were just right for her frame. Why did Rob want her to be bigger? Janet wanted to visit Victoria's Secret and get one of their special enhancing bras. Maybe that would satisfy Rob. She felt used by even doing that but she would give it a try. Maybe Rob would back off some. When she got to the spot she remembered seeing Victoria's, she found a quaint little shop instead. The window held a crystal ball and other assorted magical items. The name over the window was Spells R Us. Janet entered the shop and froze, a wolf was standing there looking at her. She thought about leaving the shop as slowly as possible when a girl came out of the back room. "Oh, hello. Don't worry, the wolf's harmless, if you are. Just a minute, I'll get the Wizard." The pretty girl turned around and walked back into the back room. Janet thought she heard the girl say 'Master', what was that all about? Just then a very old man came out, wearing a bathrobe! 'This is a good time to leave,' Janet thought. "No Janet, please don't leave. Dannie calls me 'Master' as a joke, I wear the bathrobe because it's comfortable and for sentimental reasons. What's more important is how I can help you today. I can help you, if you let me." "What do you mean help me, I don't need help." "Not even with Rob and his insistence that you have surgery?" The old man said. "How did you know that and everything else?" Janet asked. "I'm a Wizard, just as Dannie told you. Do you want to have larger breasts Janet? I have something that will make yours or anyone's grow to any size you wish, all with no dangerous surgery. All my products carry a money back guarantee as well." "Are you serious? Are you saying that you can magically make breasts larger?" "Absolutely," the old man said. "How much and how does it work?" Janet asked. She was very suspicious of this old man but if she could get Rob off her back and not have to have surgery, then it would be worth it. "What size breasts were you thinking of? 'DD', 'DDD', larger? The larger the breasts the higher the price. 'DD' is $25.00; 'DDD' is $35.00. I wouldn't suggest larger, back problems arise." "The spell uses a potion that you pour in any liquid and simply drink. It takes effect immediately," the old man said. "What about clothes, none of them would fit anymore?" "The spell would automatically adjust clothes to fit the new form." She wished she didn't have to do this just to make Rob leave her alone but if it worked… "Just 'D' cup please. I don't want too drastic a change," Janet said, opening her purse. "That will be $20.00 then. Read and follow instructions carefully. No refund without your receipt. Please, have a nice day." The Wizard handed her a small bottle with a page of instructions and her receipt. Janet placed the bottle and page in her purse and smiled at the old man. "Thank you so very much, I feel like this is a new beginning for me and Rob." "I'm sure it will be," the Wizard said with another smile. Arriving home, Janet read the page of instructions twice. She wanted to get it right. She called Rob and asked him to come over to her place. While waiting for him to get there, she showered and dressed in her slinkiest dress, the one with the very low neckline. She wanted to give him one more chance to accept her the way she was. Rob arrived and let himself in as Janet had asked him too. She wanted to make an entrance. Janet had opened a good bottle of wine to breathe and then poured two glasses. She poured the potion in one of them and placed a note on top of the glasses that said: 'Wait for me, I'll be right down.' Rob heard a throat clear behind him and turned around. Janet was standing there in her black mini dress that looked like it was applied with a spray gun. He long red hair was laying seductively on her shoulders and the tops of her breasts. Her makeup was perfect and set off her lovely face and dazzling blue eyes. "Rob, can you look at me right now and tell me that I am not an attractive woman. Don't you find me appealing as I am or can all you think of when you look at me is that I would look better with larger breasts?" Janet was embarrassed by having to ask such a question but she wanted to give Rob every chance. "Janet, you are lovely, beautiful even. I just think that you could look much better is all. I wish you would see that," Rob said. "I'm sorry, I've just always been a breast man." "Okay Rob, you win," Janet said. She handed Rob a glass of wine and held out hers so they could click glasses. "To bigger breasts," she said. "You'll never be sorry you did this Janet," Rob said as he emptied his glass. "No, but you may be," Janet said. "Huh, what's that mean? What's wrong with my chest, it hurts all of the sudden? My crotch, God, it feels like someone kicked me in the balls!" Janet watched fascinated at the sight. Just as the instructions warned, male users of the product would become female. The changes only took a few minutes, luckily for Roberta, since they proved to be very painful. "Janet, what happened to me?" the new woman asked. "I just decided that you would look better with larger breasts. Now admit it, don't you feel better about yourself as well?" Roberta stared in horror at her new 'D' cup appendages cradled in the bra under her lace trimmed top and at the smooth crotch displayed by her new skintight women's jeans. "But you know what Roberta, I think you would look better with larger breasts, I really do." The end.