--===Bimbo Quickie===--
 
 _SZink22446@aol.com_ SZink22446@aol.com [SZink22446%40aol.com] 
*Sun, 25 Jul 1999 14:53:34 EDT* 

 
BIMBOS AND THE POWER OF PRAYER 
By Eric (otten3)@fuse.net 

Thanks to Steve Z for editing. 



The Sinister Eddie Glover and the wicked people who write SRU stories 
have changed many sons, brothers, husbands, etc., into empty-headed, 
beautiful sex crazed bimbos! 

For shame! 

Nobody asks later what happens to these poor unfortunates and their 
families. 

Here is a case study taken from the files of B.O.M.B. 

BIMBOS OR MORE BOOBS. 


A worried woman approached a priest at St. Louis University. 

"Father, I need help. My parish priests say you Jesuits know everything," she
said. 

"True, very true," he answered composedly. 
"I have problem. My two brothers, formerly super macho guys, have been
transformed into beautiful, brainless bimbos. It's embarrassing the 
families tremendously, as all these transformed girls want to do is meet 
boys and have fun! We all are at our wits end." 
"Have attempts been made to change these poor unfortunates back?" 
"Yes, and all have failed!" she wept bitterly. "Damn that SRU Wizard anyway!
If you fail us, all hope will be lost." 
The Priest thought for a moment. "I think I have it. I have two students who
take all the courses in religion. They're at Mass every 
day -- always praying. Every time I see them, they are reading the 
Bible. Never have I seen such devotion! They would be a good influence 
on these poor transformed creatures. Let's arrange for them to all meet 
at some quiet place. I'm sure my students could help these poor 
unfortunates -- who will then come back full of prayers, instead of 
thoughts of sex!" 
She clasped his hands gratefully. "I can't thank you enough!" 
The bimbos and the young male students were brought together, and left 
discreetly alone. 

The incredibly beautiful sexy, bimbos shimmered and giggled and said 
together in a breathless Marilyn Monroe voice, "We're horny girls who want to
have some fun." 
The taller of the two devout students turned to his Bible carrying 
friend. "Joe, you can put down the Bible -- our prayers have been answered!"