Date: Thu, 08 May 1997 20:16:07 From: " Paulette LaRue" Subject: SRU High School:Sexual Harassment I don't know if I got all of the elements of this universe right, but here's the story, nonetheless. BTW, where can I find "Thick Like Thieves?" Thanx! SRU High School:Horomonal Changes by Ariel Paulette LaRue Marty Nichols had done it again. Tawny Madison and Kayla Helms had come to Mr. Thompson with yet another complaint of Marty's groping. Except this time, it was physical. Marty stepped into the principal's office and was greeted with, "Hello, Marty. Sit down. You know, there are several young ladies that have come to me to complain about you. They really want me to do something about it." "Oh, come on, Mr. Thompson. I'm not doing anything wrong." "I beg to differ. Sexual harassment is very serious. This is not the kind of place where that is tolerated. So, unless you can give me a good reason not to, I'm going to have to move for expulsion." Marty looked very shocked. "Sexual harassment? Oh, come on. Who's said that?" "Well, I don't have time to divulge the entire list, so I'll just give you the most recent complaints. Kayla Helms has come to me with complaints that you were making overtly sexual gestures involving physical contact with her and feeling her breasts." "Oh, come on, if you could get your hands on a set of curves like that, wouldn't you? She's got a great body, and she should have taken that as a compliment!" "Does that apply to Tawny Madison, too?" "Hell yes, it does! Oh, come on, you should be able to understand. You're a guy. You can't tell me that when you see a woman like that in an outfit that sexy, that they're not just asking for it!" Mr. Thompson thought about this and finally said, "All right, why don't you get on that scale, and I'll tell you what I'll do." Marty stood on the scale and waited. Suddenly, he felt his entire body mass shift as his chest and rear grew out. His hard face softened and his hair grew out until is reached his shoulders. His t-shirt tightened around his newly enlargened chest. His jeans shrunk and fused together, stopping about two inches above his knee. His white socks thinned out as they expanded up his leg and over his crotch. His shoes thinned out and raised themselves into a three inch pump. Mr. Thompson looked at the record of a now Marcia Nichols, and then looked at Marcia and said, "So, Marcia, what do you think?" Marcia, fondling herself as she looked at herself in the mirror, said, "Oh, yes, I like it so much!" "Well, I'm afraid I'm still going to have to suspend you, Miss Nichols. It appears that you have not learned your lesson of not to fondle yourself in class." Marcia came back to life to realize what that statement meant, and then she minced poutingly out of Mr. Thompson's office. Mr. Thompson thought to himself, "I don't think she'll stay upset too long, though." Fin Ariel Paulette LaRue the magic angel