From: larsonce@geocities.com (Chad Larson) Subject: SRU: A Moving Experience Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 04:21:03 GMT Part 1 Spell R Us?, Jimmy thinks, looking up at a rather garish neon sign. Well, I've been everywhere else and I still haven't found the thing I'm looking for, I may as well try this one. I'm just gratefull it is still open. "Hello?", Jimmy says as he opens the door and steps inside. "Hello James. Welcome to my humble establishment.", an old man behind the counter says. "How do you know my name?", Jimmy asks. "Are you looking for anything in particular?", The old man asks, ignoring, as he always does, Jimmy's question, thinking, I've got to quit doing that, they always annoy me with that bothersome question. "Ah, yes. I'm looking for some leather negligÊe. I've looked everywhere else I can think of and yours is the last store I have to check.", Jimmy relies. "I think I have exactly what you want. But will Barbara wear it?", The old man asks. "Huh? Oh well, if she really loves me, she will. Now where is it?", Jimmy replies, a little startled that the old man knows his wife's name. "Well, I keep them in back. They tend to turn off my usual customers. What size do you need?" "Well, Barbara is a size 8." "Thank you, my dear boy. I'll just be a minute.", The old man says, walking into the back. Wow! what a lot of cool stuff, Jimmy thinks, looking around the store. "Ah, here we go.", the wizard says coming back to the counter. Jimmy puts the statue down and returns to the counter to examine what the old man has brought out. "Is this to your liking?", The old man inquires, holding it out for Jimmy to examine. "Oh yes, this is exactly what I wanted. How much?", Jimmy asks. "Fifty dollars.", the old man replies. A little steep, Jimmy thinks, but it will be worth it. He plunks a fifty dollar bill on the counter as the wizard puts the negligÊe in a bag. "Thanks.", Jimmy says, taking the bag a heading for the door. "Not a problem, my dear boy. Just be careful.", the wizard calls after Jimmy, who is already out of earshot. Part 2 "Honey, I'm home!", Jimmy shouts. "Jimmy, you're back. I had a little trouble today. The repo man called and said that if we didn't start sending in payments for the car, he was going to take it away. Oh Jimmy, what are we going to do?", Barbara asks, a note of despair in her voice. "Don't worry about it. Sorry I'm late, but I picked something up at the mall today on my way home from work.", Jimmy relies, pulling the negligÊe out of the bag. "You bought.....that? You know we have money problems," Barbara says, incredulously. "Well, yeah. I thought our love life could use a little boost, and this could be just the thing.", Jimmy replies, a little disappointment appearing in his voice. "But you know how I feel. I'm a vegan and you know we don't like to see animals exploited. leather comes from cows and i simply won't wear it." "Please, just this one night. For me? It would really mean a lot to me" "No! Absoultly not." "Please. I'll only ask you to do it this once. I promise.", Jimmy pleads "But", she starts, then seeing the look in his eyes, she finishs"okay. Just this once. But remeber, you owe me BIG time for this. I'm sacraficing a lot to do this for you.", Barbra replies, sighing. "Great. Here, go put it on now and when you're done, we'll go upstairs", Jimmy says, wiggling his eyebrows. When she got back, Jimmy made good on his promise. They went upstairs, and had some of the best sex of their marriage. So good in fact that they didn't notice a black circle appearing on Barbara's back. "Oh, my god, that was some of the best sex, I've ever had. How about you honey?" Jimmy calls from the bed into the bathroom where Barbara went to take off the negligÊe. Suddenly he hears Barbara scream. He gets up and runs to the bathroom. "What's wrong?", He asks, bursting into the bath room. "Look at moo!", Barbara cries. Jimmy, a little startled that Barbara just mooed, looks at her. The first thing he notices is that there is a brown tail with a tuft of brown hair at the end coming out of her back, just above her butt. His eyes travel down her legs, which have turned black in spots and coming to rest on her feet that now look like...hoofs. His eyes shoot up to her chest and face, which still looked fairly normal. But her hands have changed, looking much like her feet, only he notices she still has individual digits but instead of fingernails, she has little black hoofs. "What the hell?", Joe shouts, walking over to Barbara, "Are you okay? Can you stand like that?" Suddenly some udders start forming on her stomach, and her breasts get slightly bigger and turn black. He looks into her face and is horrified at what he sees taking place. Her eyes turn brown and dewy. Her nose flares out, turning brown and wet. Her ears lengthen, and grow black fuzz. Two tiny horns push out from her skull. "My god honey! Are you okay?", Jimmy asks, almost screaming at her. "Yes of course. There's no need to screamooo. Don't I look all right?", Barbara asks, her tail swishing back and forth. "Yeah, you look the same as always. I just thought I heard you scream.", Jimmy replies, a little startled. "No, I just came up here for a shower. I had a really good time during sex. Whatever you did differently, lets do it again." "I can't remember. Well never mind. I'm glad you had fun.", Jimmy says, shaking his head and walking back to the bedroom. epilogue A security guard is checking the doors at the mall to make sure they are locked, when he hears laughter that seemed to come from all over the mall. It is a hollow, haunting laugh. Hearing it die down, he decides that now is a good time to start thinking about retirement.