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| Jon the dog that sings |
| and sings and sings |
| Very few people, if past pop industry trends hold true, will get to see Jon the dog play the piano or portable organ before they die Few will count this as any great loss But Jon is joy And Jon is sage Jon is the madness of the world and humanity And Jon is a defiant rejection of that same madness Jon is vain and prepostrous like all great pop stars I don't understand anything about Jon But I get it all If Tom Waits was a 14 year old girl And Japanese And dressed as a dog And embraced all the extremes of infantilism and puppy love He would sound a bit like Jon Jon is darker than the dried cattle blood on Johnny Cash's boots And lighter than a puce Abba bubble Jon's back is a great sight when he/she's hunched over the keys She'd drive a woodcutter wild |