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What People Wanted For Christmas |
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Unknown from Chicago, Illinois wants "20 million US tax free dollars." Our response: Because Santa's Workshop� is a nonprofit organization, we do not have the proper funding for this request. Also, greed is a sin, so I'm afraid, according to regulation C4759, in which it states we must "enforce god's law," we are going to kill him. |
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Hillbilly from Ellijay, Georgia wants "A bigger cock." Our response: That's what you got last year, but it didn't do any good. HOHOHO! |
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Yuppie from Tarzana, California wants "a gun." Our response: No. |
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Loner from Palisades Park, New Jersey wants "a girlfriend." Our response: It's okay. I'm beginning to understand losers like you. Here, try this. |
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Frozen from Smithfield, Maine, wants "a wife." Our response: Don't worry, help is on its way! |
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Aborigine from Sydney. Australia says "id like cake." Our response:
Here is the recipe.
INGREDIENTS:
* 1 (18.25 ounce) package chocolate cake mix
* 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
DIRECTIONS:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a Bundt pan.
2. Prepare batter according to instructions on cake mix package. Stir in 1 1/2 cups chocolate chips. Reserve remaining chips.
3. Pour batter into Bundt pan. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 40 minutes, or until toothpick inserted into center of cake comes out clean.
4. Cool for 10 minutes in pan, then turn out onto a wire rack. Before cake is cool, pour reserved chocolate chips on top. |
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Old in Mount Airy, Maryland, wants "a red wagon." Our response: In today's fast-paced world, a red wagon isn't really with the times, present-wise, so instead, you're going to get a mechanical pencil. Whenever you run out of lead, press on the eraser, and you get more! It's all yours! No no no, no need to thank me; it's my job. |
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If you would like an actual name written instead of one of our retarded nicknames, give us your email, name, pet's name, anything. |
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