I write this article in the hope of communicating the truth of Chernobyl. For those of you who don't know Chernobyl was the explosion of a nuclear facility in Russia where radiation spread East throughout Europe. Well......they think it was a nuclear explosion!
S.I.F laboratories have combined with J.I.S laboratories and have been investigating again but this time it is not Sanjay to blame but Jez. Below is a picture of the culprit.
For those of you who don't know Jez he stinks....literally. He is the most smelly person in the world. Well back to Chernobyl. Chernobyl was Jez's holiday resort at the time. He went in the hope to get away from all those critics commenting on his smell. The only problem with the holiday was he went camp and at this camp site there were no showers. Now, Jez stinks even when he takes a shower but 1 month without a shower!!! The ozone couldn't take it. The radiation of Jez's smell sailed east first to Norway and Sweden then eventually to England. If Jez is reading this article I hope you have learnt your lesson. ALWAYS TAKE A SHOWER FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!! The world doesn't deserve another Chenobyl.