We at S.I.F laboratories have put years of research into the cause of these terrible natural accidents that occur each year. Well we still haven't got the whole way in explaining natural accidents but at least we have now discovered how earthquakes and volcanoes are formed. "what is the cause?" - you ask yourselves, "and how does he know?". Well the answer is simple - Sanjay!
Before you completely set this view aside believing it is just a load of rubbish just look at the result of our years of research below. Below is a table of major earthquakes the century and then information of what Sanjay was doing at the time.
| Year | What Sanjay was doing at the time | The devastation of his actions, ie. EARTHQUAKE!!! |
| 1985 | Sanjay is born. The force of Sanjay falling out of his mothers womb onto the hospital bed causes unbelievable seismic activity which quickly travels to Mexico where it gains force | The force reaches Mexico with dreadful consequences. The unbelievable shudder caused by Sanjay turns into a full scale earthquake and causes 4596 lives with 1500 people trapped in rubble |
| 1989 | Sanjay's leg muscles finally develop enough to just withstand his wait: Sanjay learns to walk. Unfortunately he still can't co-ordinate properly and falls. All I can say is poor San Francisco | The San Francisco earthquake - 8.2 on the Sanjay scale |
| 1993 | Sanjay finally comes in touch with his heritage and visits India. Unfortunately he trips on the way out of the plane causing a terrible shudder which becomes greater and greater as it travels further into India. After this devastation he will not visit India again until 2000. Good luck India!! | The Indian earthquake - 6.4 on the Sanjay scale |
| 2000 | Sanjay finally plucks up his courage and visits India one more time. Disaster - he goes for a morning jog and the Indian houses can not take the force. Sanjay is now officially barred from India | The Indian earthquake |
O.K. I hear you say. This proves the earthquakes but what about the volcanoes. Well this is slightly more complex so please give us your full concentration. When Sanjay fly's on holidays he now uses specially re-enforced planes as he has now learnt from his mistakes. Unfortunately this has not always been the case. A few years ago when traveling by plane Sanjay's seat fell right through the plane with Sanjay sitting on it as it could not take the wait. He plunged and he plunged and he plunged. Finally he hit the earths surface and went right through to land on the earths core. Here he farted causing a huge flow of magma to reach the surface. You have heard the stories of devastation after this.
Thank you for listening to this well thought out explanation and I hope this has cleared up any doubts you have if not email us at