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A/N - Wow! I made a new fic! I know...Dead Pigeon is still needing to be worked on...but it's towards the middle now! I promise you all, the next two chapters will be the best! I hope ;_;'' But anyways, I've decided to come back to FF.Net with a new humor! Yesh, a humor! I'm known for my humor ne? *giggles* I have big plans for Chinese Torture Trap too! I haven't wrote on that for a very long time! Eh...way too long. But never fear! It will be made, I promise! And as you know (If you saw my note for DP) I've decided that if I make a humor I can get over what is going in my life. All I've been doing is working, working, working. Mostly on my site and little things here and there! *Looks at authors note* O_O I'll shut up...

DBZ Anime Mix Up

A dusty landscape with the soft cry of a howling coyote in the distance. The sun scorches the brown earth with its heartless heat. A lone figure walks into the scene dragging a canteen of water behind her. The bottle is open, collecting dust while being dragged.

"Aaah...when will this heat end...? I've been wondering around non-stop and it seems there are no people for miles!" A feminine voice sighs while still dragging the canteen of dust.

She then hears the a sound in the distance. The sound of two people screaming and running around. Curiosity gets the best of her, she runs to the source of the sound.

"People! There could be people here! Damn...I can barely remember the last time I saw anyone. It was when I took those awards for the Pee Off!" She then laughs evilly. Yeah...this girl was Goddess of Fire, or more commonly known as pyro freak. She was kicked out of the city when she started moshing with a horny wall that needed to get laid and trying to steal Vashs' donut. Lets say the Wall was not getting any so he pushed pf out of the city and Vash got a little pissed about the donut incident.

"Come on Pan-chan! You can do better then that!" A masculine voice said in the distance. It was strangely familiar to pf...Trunks!! It was Trunks!

PF: Trunks! Oh my god! Who would of thought I'd find you in the middle of a desert!?

Trunks: Oh no...are you here to mosh again?

PF: If you want too! ^^ I have Pennywise with me! *Jumps* >_<w

Trunks: *Backs away slowly* Umm...PF...I hope you know that you are very dangerous even for me when you mosh!

PF: *Jumping* >_<w

Pan: Alright! Come on PF! Let's mosh and forget Trunks! >_<w

Trunks: When the hell did you not care about me Pan!? And...ah damn....>_<w

Yes...pyro freak had the ability to make anyone want to mosh with her on will. The wall was her first victim when she was on a major high of sugar. The wall has tried to rape her many times. It usually winks and lifts it’s eyebrows when it wakes up. Very scary shit...

Ferrets: Yeah!!! Go pyro! Go pyro! It's your birthday! Go pyro!

Well...this is an odd setting. A dusty landscape and Pennywise playing form PF’s little radio she always carries around.

PF: *Runs up to screen* What's so odd about it!? I'm having fun! ^^ So shut your stinking trap! *Moshes and jumps* >_<w

Ahem...yeah. Lets go see what the other members of the Z-Senshi are doing.

Crashing, clanging, and the occasional scream of a bitchy wife. Yep, the Son house. But there was another person there. Who could it be? Let's see...

Goku: Nonono...I still say bagels are better

Vash: Nonono...donuts are the best.

Goten: I still say neither...

Goku: Mr. Vash...what makes you think donuts are better? Bagels are good for you ya know!

Vash: So! Donuts taste sweet and are filling! You even get jelly in the middle if you want to! Let's see a bagel pull that one off!

Goku: Why I never! Oooo! Donuts are nothing but fat! Fat I tell ya! You will clog your veins and die! Bagels don't do that!

Meanwhile...

Pf: >_<w

Trunks: >_<w

Pan: >_<w

Ahem...yeah...back to the Son house...

Vash: Donuts!

Goku: Bagels!

Goten: Neither!

Vash and Goku: Shut up kid! >_<

Goten: ..............

Chi Chi: Goku...why do you care if bagels are better or worse the donuts? You eat anything you see!

Goku: *Looks around* Yeah...I do ne? *laughs*

Vash: O_o....anything??

Chi Chi: Yep...anything. Like this one time he found a chocolate flavored condom in the road and he - *Smack*

Goku: eh heh...she has no clue what she's saying! ^^"

Vash: o_O eh...er...yeah.......

Well....nothing is happening here. Lets see what's going on at Capsule Corp then....

Vegeta: I agree with you pal! Humans are parasites to the world!

Knives: Yes...finally someone agrees! ^^ I can dance I'm so happy!

Vegeta: Please don't...hey! How-a-bout we go on a killing spree then ne?

Knives: That will be great...who should we get first then new brother?

Vegeta: Kakaratto...

O_o...okay...thash odd. Well, Knives and Vegeta seem to be getting along nicely! Oh wait...who's this...someone's coming in!

Spike: I've found you! Vegeta, Prince of the Saiya-jins! I didn't really care at first, but your bounty is huge!

Vegeta: o_O I have a bounty on my head!?

Knives: He does!?

Meanwhile....

PF: *Moshes into Trunks* >_<w

Pan: *Jumps up and down* >_<w

Trunks: *Moshing with PF* >_<w

Yeah...still no fic stuff there....lets go to a new place then! Yamucha's house!

Yamucha: *Bitch slaps Puar* Bitch!

Puar: *Bitch slaps Yamucha* Bitch!

Yamucha: *Bitch slaps Puar* Bitch!

Puar: *Bitch slaps Yamucha* Bitch!

Umm....leaving now! Lets randomly go somewhere else then!

Frodo: *Putting on ring for the first time*

(A/N- Okay ppl! I HAVE to say this! I've seen this movie 7 times now! XD I know...but listen to this! Every time Frodo is in pain or is putting on the ring he looks like he's having an orgasm! *dies laughing* I was the ONLY person laughing at those parts! I saw it the first time (When it came out XD) and was like O_O Whoa...calm down Frodo...just a ring...*dies*)

Umm...I think this is the wrong story...

Legolas: And you have my bow Frodo.

Didn't I say we left!?! I think we did...*Steals Orlando Bloom before she leaves*

Yeah...that was odd. Lets go back to Capsule Corp.

Vegeta: *Laughing insanely* Die humans!

Knives: *Shooting Angel Arms* Parasites!

Bulma: Oh shit! I'm gonna die! Vegeta found someone else to kill humans with!

*Insert horror music here...lets say....Frankenstein music!*

Meanwhile....

PF: This is the song that never ends >_<w

Pan: It goes on and on my friends >_<w

Trunks: Some people started singing it not knowing what it was >_<w

All: And they'll continue singing it forever just because! >_<w *Mosh pit*

Damn ppl...still nothing happening....

Tien: I once saw this anime with a really hot chick in it! The show was called 3x3 Eyes! I can fall for a girl like that...

Chaotzu: Two things Tien. The author doesn't know anything about that show! And what about me!?

Tien: Sorry my little friend...but that chick is more my type! *Runs off*

Chaotzu: *Weeps*

Meanwhile...

PF: We all live in a yellow submarine! >_<w

Trunks: >_<w

Pan: >_<w

Bruce: Oh fuck! I'm sick of this! I can't do your job PF! I'm sick of writing this! I'm mixing in anime's!

PF: >_<w

Bruce: *Runs up to screen and stands in a little box* I feel so crowded...if you people haven't noticed...I'm the one who is describing things and saying "Lets go somewhere else" and stuff like that. I'm gonna go back to eating my beef....

PF: *Stops* Bruce! You always say that wrong! >_< Sounds so sick!

Bruce: Well...Beef Jerky then!

PF: Better! We all live in a yellow submarine! >_<w

All: *Mosh* >_<w

Okay...I'm confused as hell! How the hell can you mosh to the Beatles!?

PF: Easy! Eat/Drink sugar! >_<w

Trunks: *Jumps* >_<w

Pan: *Moshes into PF: >_<w

Next place! Capsule Corp again!

Vegeta: Well...Millions Knives. My brother...

Knives: You have replaced my brother! You will by my side the whole time! Killing off humans and showing them that they are a disease to this world!

Vegeta: ^^

Knives: ^^

Bulma: O_o Damn the world to Spanish class! Everything is fucked up!

Spike: I give up...100 million woolong isn't big....actually...it is! But dammit! >_< I give up! I'm going insane here!

Bulma: I know how you feel...*Hugs Spike*

Meanwhile....

Pf: I love you! >_<w

Trunks: You love me! >_<w

Pan: We’re a happy family! >_<w

Back at the Son house...

Vash: Sprinkled donuts!

Goku: Chocolate donuts!

Vash: Both! ^^

Goku: Yesh! ^^

Chi Chi: *Holding a flame thrower in her right hand* *Laughs like pyro freak* (a pyromaniac...I really do! ^^)

Rabid ferret: *Chitters*

Vash: Ferret...? Oh no! PF is here!

Goku: O_o Crap! We have to hide!

Chi Chi: Nooo..I just stole that ferret from PF as a warning! She's off somewhere in the desert with Trunks and Pan! *Evil laughter* Now Goku, Vash...please calm down and don't fight over donuts and bagels anymore!!

Vash: But we agreed already! Sprinkled and chocolate donuts are the best!

Goku: *Nods*

Chi Chi: *Falls over*

Now ish time for......Where's Gene's Dick? Starring...Gene and Fred!

Gene: I still have my dick....

PF: (I ran back real fast! ^^) Hello and welcome to Where's Gene Dick? Starring Gene the Dildo King!

Gene: I have a dick!! >_<

PF: *Pulls out subbed tapes* Here...now watch this tape..

Gene: *Watches* *Sees Melfina floating naked and she comes behind him and hugs him. Gene is standing in a void...naked...with no dick* O_O_O_O Where did you get this from...?

PF: I have my ways! And yes! Everyone who is watching this (Or reading...) Gene really has no dick! Ish not there!

Fred: *Looks around*

Gene: *Looks at Fred* You took it didn't you, you fag!!

Fred: What's wrong collecting dicks? Yours is so smooth and long...

PF: O_O

Gene: O_O That's personal! And how did you find it!? You never got in my pants!

Fred: *Points to Gilliam* Him

Gene: O_O Gilliam!!! How could you!? That's why you always wake me up! You steal from me! I want it back! >_< Now!

Gilliam: He told me to Gene. So please...don't yell Gene. I really see no use for it. It's just an extra limb.

Gene: Extra!? No! I use it! I need it! Dammit! >_< I want to get laid again but it's kinda hard too!

PF: Sorry Gene...but the commercial is over...

Back to the fic...

Yamucha: *Bitch slaps Puar* Bitch!

Puar: *Bitch slaps Yamucha* Bitch!

Fred: *Bitch slaps Yamucha and Puar* My bitches!

Yamucha: O_O *Pushes away Puar* ^^ *Bitch slaps Fred*

Puar: *Kicks ground* Dammit!!!!!!!

Fred: *Bitch slaps Yamucha* Bitch!

Yamucha: *Bitch slaps Fred* Bitch!

Puar: *Holds up sign saying "Honk if you wanna get laid"*

Meanwhile....

PF: Cox Digital Cable! >_<w

Trunks: Now your living...>_<w

Pan: >_<w

(AN - Cox Digital Cable is a cable company here! Even though I found out it's in other states too...you should've seen me when I found that out ^^'')

Okay...since there is really no fic here, I've decided to see what happens when I bring everyone in one little place! ^^ But that will in the next chapter! I'm on a MAJOR sugar high!!! *Bounces* And I was actually moshing to EVERYTHING one day! *Dies* If you wanna know what the Pee Off is, go read a fic called The Master Of All Piss under the Sugar Sisters account. I don't know if the title changed...but it's that when I made this fic! ^^ Well, I'm off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz! *Moshes* >_<w Oh yeah! I made that face! >_<w that one...I made it! So don't take credit if you use it! I'm very hyper now and I don't want to get mad if I see someone SAY they made it! You can use it tho! ^^ ~*~Goddess of Fire~*~