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| Political & Historical Humor |
| A Newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in the backwoods for the office of assemblyman. Outside a ramshackle house, he saw a young man milking a cow. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote. Just as he was getting started, an old man called out from inside the house. "Luke, get in the house. And who is that guy you're talking to?" "Says he's a politician, Pop", Luke said. "In that case, you'd better bring the cow inside with you." |
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| A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of whose profession was the oldest. "I think my line of work would win this one hands down, "the surgeon said. "After all, Eve was created from Adam's rib, and that sounds like surgery to me." "Maybe", the architect said, "but before Adam, order was created out of chaos. That was an architectural accomplishment." "Sure," the politician said, "But before before that, someone had to create the chaos." |
| Fax machines can have a great effect on politicians. Somebody just sent a fax message to every member of our state legislature. Each fax message was exactly the same: "The press has found out everything." Both houses of the legislature emptied out within 30 minutes. |