The Twelve Days of Ratchet & Clank Christmas

Disclaimer: Ratchet, Clank, and all other such characters, names, places, species, etc., are copyright Insomniac Games, Inc. I claim no ownership and make no money.

If you can't tell, it's Ratchet singing this. Fuzztakus send many crazy gifts, ne?

On the first day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
A lombax in a spiked tree!

On the second day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the third day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the fourth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the fifth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the sixth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the seventh day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Seven piranahs swimming,
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the eighth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Eight weapon vendors,
Seven piranahs swimming,
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the ninth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Nine robot shops,
Eight weapon vendors,
Seven piranahs swimming,
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the tenth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Ten washed-up heros,
Nine robot shops,
Eight weapon vendors,
Seven piranahs swimming,
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the eleventh day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Eleven exectutives,
Ten washed-up heros,
Nine robot shops,
Eight weapon vendors,
Seven piranahs swimming,
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

On the twelfth day of Chirstmas, the fuzztakus gave to me...
Twelve crazy fangirls,
Eleven exectutives,
Ten washed-up heros,
Nine robot shops,
Eight weapon vendors,
Seven piranahs swimming,
Six cuddly hounds of doom,
Five golden bolts!
Four loud taunters,
Three morphed hens,
Two protopets,
And a lombax in a spiked tree!

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