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| get out get out oh no, gravity is increasing on me! no its not! yes it is lilo. the same thing happened yesterday. you rotten sister your butt is crushing me ..oh yes all are dogs are adoptable... EXCEPT THAT ONE! ahh what is that thing!? its a dog... i think.. it was dead this morning he's good. i can tell. HERE EDUCATE YOURSELF! his destructive programming is taking effect. he will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. oh good. my dog found the chainsaw. ...my friends need to be punished... i hit mertle edmonds today... you hit her?! before i bit her.. your nuckels say cobra... cobra bubbles. you dont look like a social worker.. im a special classification did you ever kill anybody? we're getting off subject. it was a collie before it got run over. that is the ugliest thing i have ever saw. yeeeeahh. im ajusted. i eat four food groups, look both ways before crossing the street and take long naps. and get disciplined. disciplined? oh yeah. she disciplins me real good sometimes five times a day. with bricks bricks? yeah, in a pillow case. WHAT? after all you put me through you expect me to help you, just like that? ih fine fine? your doing what he says? uhh hes very persuasive. why dont you build something for a change instead of wrecking everything? ...wow.. san fransisco ehhhh save me! i cant give pudge tuna.. do you know what tuna is? fish? ITS FISH!! if i gave pudge tuna id be an ABONINATION lilo why is this so important? pudge controls the weather. youuurrr crrazzzy. you are so finished when i get in there. im going to stuff you in the blender push purree, bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker. and when he says mmm this is good whats yuor secret? im going to say..... love.. and.. nurturing... this.. is your badness level. its unusualy high for someone of your size. |
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