| - How To Knock Off A Blonde A brunette was jumping on railroad tracks saying "21,21, 21,21..." when a blonde walked up and thought it was fun so she started doing it. About a half hour went by and train comes, the brunette jumps off but the blonde stays on. BAM!!! When the train was totally passed the brunette started jumping on it again saying "22,22,22,22..." |
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| A blonde walked onto the plane and sat in first class. The flight attendent asked to check her ticket, after doing this she told the blonde "your ticket says that you are supposed to be in coach, I'm going to have to ask you to move" The blonde replied "I am a beautiful blonde and I am going to Hollywood first class!" Well the attendent went and got another attendent and the same thing went on again. Finally the first attendent went and got the pilot. The pilot went and whispered something in the blondes ear and she jumped and ran to coach. The attendents asked what he told her, and the pilot said, "I told her first class was not going to Hollywood." Blondie One day a blonde got in her car to go to horseback riding lessons. When she got there she got on the horse and said, "Go!". So the horse started to go faster and faster. Suddenly the blonde started screaming, "Slow down! slow down! you're going too fast!!" So the Wal-Mart manager turned it off. |
| A Russian, an American and a Blonde were having a conversation one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space." The American said, "We were the first on the moon." The Blonde said, "So what, we are going to be the first ones on the sun." The Russian and the American looked at each other. Then the Russian said, "You can't land on the sun you idiot, you'll burn up!" The blonde replied, "We're not stupid you know, we're going at night!" |
| Question: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? Answer: Cause she knew her maxipad had wings |
| The new head of the West Virginia state lottery is a blonde. The current jackpot is three million dollars.You get three dollars a year for the next million years! |
| At least she's HONEST A blonde walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I want to return this book I borrowed last week. It was the most boring I've ever read. There was no plot whatsoever, and there were far too many characters to keep up with!" The librarian smiled and replied, "Oh, so that's what happened to our phone book." |
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