"Chances are, if your parents didn't have any children, neither will you"

A little bit about me:
My real name is Studley Hungwell
I'm 6'0" with my shoes on and 3'5" with them off
I have a green face with a large nose and  have appeared as a guest on 2
"Mayberry RFD" episodes...
(Ok maybe not but i could have.)
I was a stunt double for a lesbian Pygmy circus midget...
(ok maybe not)


These pages will hopefully will put a bit of a smile on your face
if you
have no sense of humor, Git the #@%& out now!
Ahhhh but you're a bit twisted too and you wanna see what the heck Mr Sandman has up his sleeve this time.
Well, take a chill pill while I take off this straight jacket
(come closer so the bluish white light washes over you.)
not THAT
close  you idiots...I hardly know you!

Time is nature's way of  keeping everything from happening all at once
I think I used to suffer from memory loss, but I can't really remember
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I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO PROCRASTINATE!
(maybe tomorrow)

I am a Nobody; Nobody is Perfect; Therefore, I am PERFECT!
Perhaps I should prufe reed my werk
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career

"I believe  if you keep smiling, people will wonder what the heck you're up to.
If people think you're nuts, they won't ask for your help with anything"



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