Profession: duck egg inspector, pocket book cover model

Hobbies: my 3, trick-or-treat-ing, squid ball taste-test-ing, mantikilya, alpombra, uncircumcised baby boys, dirty pusod sniffing, palengke-hopping, playing my bamboo organ, panic buying, touching people

Companies: Schrimpfungi Productions INC.

Books: fruitcake, the little book of karma, veronika decides to die, treating irritable bowel syndrome, eleven standard lines, how to commit suicide and not kill yourself

loves himself. Likes spiral starecase, asian dub foundation, sonic youth, sloan, foo fighters, muse, super furry animals, roni size, pantera, vic sotto & co., trent reznor, Gregorian chants, blah, blah, blah . . . and the beatles(who does not?!).

An avid fan of good mannered, nerdy type, beautiful, fair-complexioned petite women with short hair and (preferably) braces. Firmly believes that Hermione Granger should be the next FHM covergirl.

What Sal says about Sal:

ako? tamad. boring. mabagal. bastos.
Lugaw. forcefeed. aso. straw. yum...
I do not aspartame. Bad it is for mental feasibility because easy forget things, remember? I am not payat...hindi lang ako mataba.I like snails(mga suso--may impit sa dulo). I love squid. I like shrimp. I will kill for tahong. I like mushrooms n tofu too. I love my electrostatic-hyperelastic girlfriend, supersonic-alphanumeric sister, transatlantic mother, philharmonic father, constipated cousins, wet relatives, and ultraviolet friends. Maganda lang ang musika kung gusto mo mismo ang pinapakinggan mo. Magulo ang pag-iisip ko--kasing gulo ng buhay. Wag uminom. Wag magyosi. Wag magdroga. Sleeping pills lang pwede. Chaka yung benadryl capsules. Humarap ka sa salamin at hindi mo makikita ang bukas... sleepy insomniac. ulyanin. ano nga uli sinabi ko?