Interests: underwater thumbwrestling, licking stamps, snail farming, imitating plants undergoing photosynthesis, stabbing friends with a ice pick, taxidermy, hanging out with naked superheroes (chicks only!!!), counting UFOs, stargazing...hey! i can see uranus!!!

Books: how to raise an uruk-hai, legolas' hair care secrets, essential snail care: caring for your pet snail, guide to tummy lint gardening, the ontological neccessity of a sea sponge's existential dilemma, michael jackson's guide to seducing little boys

School: Jackson School for Exceptional Little Boys, Ron Jeremy School of Packing Arts, SammyJr.'s Tapdance Academy

musical influences: no particular order

beatles. bob marley. police. u2. smashing pumpkins.lemonheads.dave

matthews band. tears for fears (hehe!). billy joel. james taylor.

E-mailer of the millennium. Gadget freak.

thinks that Maureen Larazabal makes a better Lara Croft or at least

deserves a spot in Baywatch (and keep her running). =)

He's a sucker for krabby fatty. He loves hamburger patties and patty looking stuff.

He's a big fan of Angelina Jolie's lips.