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Alan Turing
  • Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.
  • No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
  • Albert Einstein
  • So far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain. And so far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
  • When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
  • Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.
  • A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
  • Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
  • Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
  • As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.
  • Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
  • Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
  • I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
  • Bill Gates
  • ... I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.
  • There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
  • The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.
  • Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
  • If something's expensive to develop, and somebody's not going to get paid, it won't get developed. So you decide: Do you want software to be written, or not?
  • Chanakya
  • A man is great by deeds, not by birth.
  • Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.
  • I need more here ...
  • R.M.S.
  • People sometimes ask me if it is a sin in the Church of Emacs to use vi. Using a free version of vi is not a sin; it is a penance. So happy hacking.
  • He [unknown ...] had betrayed essentially the whole world. He had signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement.
  • Standing up to an evil system is exhilarating.
  • Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.
  • Value your freedom, or you will lose it, teaches history. 'Don't bother us with politics', respond those who don't want to learn.
  • Writing non-free software is not an ethically legitimate activity, so if people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses based on non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better.
  • People get the government their behavior deserves. People deserve better than that.
  • The Matrix
  • The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
  • Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
  • Welcome to the real world.
  • Don't think you are [fast], know you are.
  • To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human. [my personal favourite]
  • Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
  • I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me, but because of the path that lies behind me!
  • Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
  • Denial is the most predictable of human responses.
  • [quoting from memory ..] Hope. The quintessential human emotion. Simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.
  • Homer Simpson
  • Wait a minute... I'm in no condition to drive...hmm...Hey, I'm drunk! I shouldn't listen to myself !
  • To alcohol - The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
  • Homer no function beer well without.
  • When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
  • [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
  • What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
  • Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
  • I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
  • Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. fourfteen percent of people know that.
  • Operator! Give me the number for 911!
  • I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
  • Friends
  • Pascal Dhruv Sidd
  • Search Engines
  • Google Ask Jeeves
  • Ones that I visit
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