Mustard Gas Fairy (Come and Lay Me To Bed) -3/25/05 I fought for months in trenches bleak and cold And braved the fire of foes I thought I knew This all for Love and Great Defense of you. For I was told the steadfast win the gold. But late I saw that you were flitting bold From trench to trench, as spies are wont to do So I declared my fighting days were through Consigned you to a barracks tale old. So why can I still feel that bayonet That twixt the ribs and shoulder-blades does grind Although I try expelling it in rhyme Yet still I see your ghost in foxholes sit Why won’t you leave alone my tired mind, And let this wounded soldier rest a time?