| Grab your assigned Bonus Cup. Or Any Mug Thick enough to withstand extreme Heat/Potency. Fill your cup at least 1/4th the way with instant Coffee. (Descendents Research has shown that MJB and Tasters Choice make the best BONUS CUP.) Add Boiling Water and stir. Let simer for 2 minutes then enjoy. |
| Additional Tips: |
| 1. To avoid stomach rot and extreme flatulance, stir in liberal amounts of cream and sugar. |
| 2. Add ice so you can power down several BONUS CUPS in a row! |