TheNoodzette 16 November 2006

Cheaters: Hated and Loved

You can hear pandemonium in the servers and on the forum. Honest folk cry and plead for it to stop. Yes cheaters prowl public as well as private servers searching for their next victim to consume upon like maggots on dead meat. Since the dawn of multiplayer games people have been trying to find the answer of how to prevent idiots from becoming assholes within the game.      Sa-Mp and its staff are in constant replenishment of resources to combat this pestilence that has already attacked many to the brink of intolerance.  But some fight for the right of people to cheat, like zadaneffixexe who said "ok in grand theft auto they put cheats in the game to increase fun or make the game easier + i serously doubt rockstar made this game multyplayer and what gives you the right to stop people from using cheats you did'ent make the game leave the fun for the people what are you the fun police --       if you see a flying car or super bike jumps or mega punch or any spawn car just let them live your own san-an life dont restrict any one elses fun and games and dont pi** on any ones parade"   Tylenos had a awfully great rebuttal  to what this gentlemen has said "wow....im speechless....what a retard....."

A Sad Time For Sa-Mp

I'm sad to inform you that Z.money, who has always conducted himself as a gentlemen with yours truly, has had an unfortunate turn of events; his internet gave out.  He has been force to  halt many wars and hits he and his gang put out.  One in particularly with the (NB) gang made famous by 90NINE.  Sources unable to find ground of evidence say that his internet loss may not be a coincidence.     People close to another gang that we will call (SIN) tells us that they are very scared of going toe to toe with Z.  Might they have anything to do with his internet problems? Who knows......  Noodless server of the week!!!  PLUS The Fight Against Chickens See subsequent pages for more

Other headline news item here

People are horrified at the killings happening all around Las Venturas.  There is said to be a serial murder roaming those streets. apparently  one eye witness lunatic in his fury of being drive bye'd 40 odd times was heard screaming "F...... S.N.I.T.C.H he  will kill us all."  No word on who this SNITCH is yet, but sources from Los Santos in another server tell us "Little s.n.i.t.c.h.'es are sprouting all around.  They are killing a lot of people by what they are doing. WE NEED HELP.    News in brief We still have no word on when the next version of Sa-mp will be realeased, a developer which asked to stay anonymous told us "to stop f........ asking i'll be done when its done. " News in brief CJ has been spotted in inside Pure Evil Server.  Everyone thought that was inpossible until Prosthetic was able to capture a picture of it before being killed.  Is this a bug, Something the owner of the server put in, or is CJ mad we don't play with him anymore? We will report more as things progress.   News in brief According to police stunts are so common in public streets that they are being forced to create a warning or fine (depending how good you are).  All the proceeds will go to Noodless slush funds where it will be well spent.   Party Server Fighting The Fight Against Chickens Chickens are running a muck.  That's the story from what used to be a decent area of San Fierro, now infested by men in chicken suits carrying saw-offs.  The leader that they call the Big Cock spoke to us so we could understand where they are coming  from.  "I was one of you inferior humans until i was bitten by a radioactive chicken we were going to serve.  From then on I became Cockman and created many like me to take over the server.  For many years chickens have been the butt of jokes. No More! we will not run, we will never surrender. you can take our life's but you can't take our freedom!!!"  The military in alliance with the Triad gang have made their mission to stroke the cock with unrelentless fury until it becomes weak and surrenders. Cockman had this to say to the Triads    and military:  "this cock is hard as a rock, You have seen us, and beaten us for a long time, now its time you have a taste of our balls"  The party server  administration in relation to what is happening under their eyes said "Those chickens bite! And we cant talk to them beceuse they start filling the chat box with chicken shit. Its horrible"

Guns. Are They a Problem? Many believe there is a gun problem in San Andreas. For most this problem stems from the lack of cheap guns and small variety. While for others the problem is that they can't use their guns indoors. And lastly a very few think their are too many guns on the street. Administrators say they can't make  guns cheaper because there would be less of a point to playing the game.  As for using guns indoors many administrators agree its a bad idea.  The munchin which asked to remain anonymous had someting to say to those few who think there are too many guns on the street "I am woman, hear my uzis cold roar." We talked to George Bush in order to get his perspective about the second amendment. "The second amendment, yeah thats the right to bare arms   right. Its a great right that we should cherish, you see before that was put into law men and women alike were forbidden to wear T-shirts.  The protestants fled Europe because the couldn't have tea wearing T-shirts.  Hey im being forbiden by these empty suits too.  My civil rights are being broken.  Look hear goes my jacket (aharh), next my long sleave.  Oh that feels bettert!! look at me I am bearing arms.  You know what?  I will make it today the national holyday of bearing arms.  Come to think of it, the bill of rights should be change, and maybe the second ammendment should be taken out. I will lobby to change the right to bare arm to the right to bare all.  Finaly some nakee time with laura unable to say anyting about it."  It seems that for better or for worse the right to bare arms will continue.

FRP Made A First Sporting Event Video

The Production company led by Darkie posted  a video  that  shows people throwing C-4's as far as they can.  This new sporting event was welcomed by great reviews from the  Sa-Mp   Screenshots and videos section. The athletes that competed   in the C-4 throwing  event were Cupcake and sheep.   In the video we see two impressing throws.      One C-4 traveled 92      feet. While Sheep's throw was impressive, Cupcake's  was able to overshadow it with a remarkable throw that as Jake the announcer put it "whent all across San Andreas."  Cupcake very happy with his win, gave a very heartfelt speech  saying "I am Cupcake the winner in your face Sheep."  Rumors are circulating that he is going to be sponsored by sprung.

Noodless Server of the Week Pick Is     crazy bob's  server.  Great server if you haven't already visited it.  The limit is 32 people, a cozy number and every time I connect there its near to full.  This server is closer to a role playing server than to those kill and.  earn servers.  While playing there you can choose to be a cop and arrest people a vigilante, assassin, drug dealer or many other kinds of roles.  The best thing is that the owner is almost always there and is very friendly.   Think you have a story for us? contact Noodless If you find something here not particularly of your liking feel free to contact us at our toll free number                        1-800-ass-hole