TheNoodzette News Ticker. Zaina is sexy....... You are going to get shot if you enter Sa-mp.......Number7 is back again for the tenth time Wooohoooo.......my head still hurts....... LW has a busted video card....... GTA IV will be out October 19....... I hope someone doesn't trick me on April Fools SIMON!....... News ticker out..........what your still here.......When the hell is 2.0 coming out.......Hardyz should join the (FAG) gang.......Message to sneaky weeeeeeee.......I got to get up at 7am and its 12:30am and I got Nirvana's Come as you are on playback...... This is not good :|.......Getting the words to line up equally is a bitch.........argh i'll do it tomorrow 12 February 2007

To Glitch Or Not To Glitch That Is The Question

Whether it is nobler in the mind to play fair and get hit by the slings of saw-offs, or cry and scream �unfair� in a sea of troubles. And by opposing then do you end them? To die, to sleep; no more. Though it be wiser to sleep and forget the saw-offs whores, we stay and fight for the consummation Devoutly we wish. Ahh the dream that neither awake or sleep arrives. For if we are close to beating the Saw-off whore he pauses; there's the respect That makes calamity of so many servers. For who would bear the whips and scorns of these whores, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the law's of the servers delay? For when finally an admin arrives our state is that of a bear: To grunt and sweat under a weary life, the dread of these deaths. And by our emotions an undiscover'd anger looms for what we know is right. Thus conscience does make cowards of us all. And thus the Admins resolution turns pale over the cast of our anger and looses the will to take action.

Identity Theft

This can happen to you. Other players can steal your name and destroy your stats and friendships. These are true stories from victims of identity theft. I was playing and saw someone I roll with in the server.   When I said hi, help literally threw the every four letter word at me. This couldn�t be the same guy, could it? I then saw that he was killing himself again and again. What is he doing? Come to find out that he totally destroyed this guys stats, it was ridiculous. At this time there is only one official server with a login-in feature which prevents taking your name and stats, so be careful. Noodless server of the week!!! Plus  An Expose That Will Leave You Shocked

Headline News

Everyone has witnesses some form of racism at one time or another. Fortunately most Sa-mp servers have a policy of absolutely no racism or racist names in their server. Therefore when it appears in a server it is dealt with fast and  swiftly. For some Cyberspace has become the white hood they can wear in there hands. If you come across some of these people its better if you avoid flame wars and just search for and admin. Or if there aren�t theres always the option of f7. News in brief Recently a new feature has been seen in Sa-mp. Now Administrators can actually mute players who flame and disrupt other peoples threads. We asked one person who had been muted what he thought about the new feature. Unfortunately we couldn�t get a response ;) AHA! News in brief We just received news that the long fought war between the  [Wozzies] and the  Real gangsters have ended.  Two of the [W]'s are now having temper tantrums while another has wetted his pants.    News in brief Many have commented how certain problems in real life occur frequently within the Sa-mp community.  for starters many have told me "shit, my  internet connection is dissconnnected, i should have gone to work".  Or "Yeah you beat me in a 1 on 1, but i'm drunk".  And most recently "I need to attend a Multiplayer gamers Anonymous, do you know where on is?".  Don't let yourself become one of these people.    EXPOSE      Recently we were fortunate enough to have a cheater agree to let us follow him for a day in order to better understand what makes a cheater tick. We arrived at his house at 11:00 a.m., her mom with a smile asks us who we were and why we where there. She let us in their home and went up the stairs to let the cheater know we where there. When the cheater finally came down from his room, his appearance was that of someone just getting up and when he greeted us the smell of onion ring chips nearly poisoned us. We asked him questions like whos your favorite band, what�s your favorite car, who would you do in second, what do you do when your not playing games.  His answers were �I like the spice girls there hot�, �oh, man I like any car in San Andreas I CAN MAKE THEM FLY!!! Woot woot� �I would suit up my enterprise for Xena Warrior princes. Rrrrrlll, I got the entire series, she can stick those thumbs anywhere she wants� �I can�t say, my mom may hear�. After lunch, we followed the cheater to a supermarket near his home. He seemed very uneasy, we asked him what was wrong, he said �that guy is looking at me, hes giving me the evil eye�. We didn�t see the problem yet the cheater continued �boy I wish we were in the world of warcraft I would activate my MG Turret and shoot the living crap outa him, who does he think he is. I�m a blood elf motherfucker�. When we arrived back at his home we noticed that his computer was in hibernation. We asked   him about it and he said �Hey I don�t know when I may want to play with other people or with myself�. For 5 straight hours we saw the cheater play on different servers and make everyone in them miserable. We saw that he had the most pleasure when heli hacking someone from below the ground, we asked him why? �that fucker didn�t see it coming haha, hey if he talks shit I�ll do it even more, I am god aahaha� Would you like it done to you? �What, fuck that I got health hack�. At around 6pm we had enough and were getting ready to go. At about this time the cheater said �isn�t it time for dinner or something, hey ho, all you players im serving something special today SPAM!!!�. Well what can we say we learned a lot, yet we can�t say that about him.

A Spot  For The Retired      Blazed has had a good run in sa-mp, started off like most of us a "noob" but progressively got better, he later joined [NoV] after a long period with them he decided to leave for many reason, but anyway, since then he made and formed [NB]. The clan won every clan match it had and has had much success with him as the leader. Recently blaZed has decided that hes leaving Sa-mp, to get on with his life, id just like to congratulate him and wish him the best of luck, the clan will miss him dearly.  By: Ryankilla (James)

Othernews

Noodless Server of the Week Is

WAR: .Mini.Mission. 100MbiT. Its located in the official server tab and has a slot for 30 people.  The mode changes periodically with about ten to choose from.  For many, including myself racing is the most entertaining mode of them all. The serve runs four    different modes of racing, one after the other.  The best part is that you can find in these modes land, air, and water vehicles in the races with.  One bad thing about it isthat Administrators are seldom there, thereforeyou might encounter a cheater or two.

Open Letter I have noticed new newspapers about Sa-Mp have been popping up. Competition is always good, it strengthens the product of the parties involved and gives the consumers more choices. et one must know their consumers. I recently went to a new newspaper about sa-mp. When I started reading I felt like I needed a lay-back chair, coffee and reading glasses. The thing is that I don�t have a lay-back chair, I don�t drink coffee, and I don�t need reading glasses. You must know who will read your newspaper and what they like. If your writing about Sa-mp expect your readers to be young, therefore keep in mind when your writing what they enjoy and what gets their attention. This is just sincere advice to all competitors out there.  Think you have a story for us? contact Noodless Our toll free number has changed, if you have any criticism feel free to contact us at 1-800-eat-shit